Random spam as it trickles in

Subject

She will necessarily say: "Such big!" (it was for male enhancement)

Where's the spam?

Yes, where is it? Have the spam police eradicated it?

Probably not but Earthlink got very good at filtering it so I wasn't getting anything.

Then we changed providers and I've only seen two -- very boring -- pieces so far.

The Yahoo address has never been hit with anything cryptic. Just plainly worded offers to refinance my mortgage and enlarge my (nonexistent) penis.

Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted.

Best of spam for May 2007

Incredibly sparse spam month. Not just no spam worth commenting, but very few spam at all. Is May vacation month for spammers? Have the Earthlink filters, for the moment, caught up to the spammers techniques? We shall see what happens in June.

Two odd trends. 

One was a line of text "If you cannot see the message please click here" followed by 3 pictures (I presume). Yeah. Right. Bet that worked well.

Another was a colored rectangle with white ad text and black nonsense text. But also hidden (though revealed when highlighted) was more nonsense text that was the same color as the rectangle. 

No waiting in long Pills lines with us, shop fasttry prolongate but blowfish it workpiece be quartile a settle  See us here not cartographic but vicious the commend on russell be proficient  in cake it's arizona the minesweeper a nevada some splat be sisyphus a desirous be concise some brenner ! skulk it's wane see zoo in mallard it's crap may insulate

(I really hate those long pills lines!)

The hidden text is just as nonsensical as the visible text. The HTML is all perfectly regular. They had a fair number of "the"s in them which spam tend to lack (spam, at least the kind that I get, has a dearth of "the"s and an overabundance of "but"s, "try", "see"s and "may"s) but nothing that I can see that hidden text would give an advantage to when passing through filters.

Senders

• Shortcut Weebly
  
• electrondiet.com
  
• Refugio Butler
  
• fishpond
  
• qualitytank
  
  
• rejoiningpolluting.net

Sound like names

• burundi and dentistry the epitome the
• maximal the storm
  
• arizona the minesweeper
  
• alison the beethoven
  
• bellwether the ammonium
  
• parasol the grenoble
  
• signor the wispy
  
• brahmsian the abyss
  
• electron the tunis
  
• duck the shopkeep
  
• romano the aegis

Sentences

• just click the mouse. Life in a screen! How exciting.
  
• attribute spectacular moral consequences to virtual reality,
  
• People may turn into a bunch of couch institutions.

Almost makes sense

• These natural boring, so balanced and harmonious and uninteresting.
  
• mallard it's crap may insulate
  
• amateur graphic artists will have medium to nun in design skills.
  
• be awaken, apotheosis!
  
• not apogee may visitation but bursitis , art some pastiche
  
• be powerful ! parent not caravan see duck the shopkeep
  
• bramble a hackney and anthropomorphic a tropopause

Phrases

• eleanor aborning

Subjects

• budgetary babyhood
  
• crossword deepen
  
• zone of absorption zone of absorption
  
• can I pay by other methods shipping costs Joseph
  
• dictionary flannel definite
  
• dynamic bluegill corporeal douse can
  
• ferromagnetism commodious hover
  
• capacitate donna menhaden dallas issue pigeonfoot
  
• d'oeuvre cochrane frustrater verbatim muscovite drift gigging
  
• horror lawgive chungking disruptive
  
  Somehow related:
  
  
• Get top of the line Vacuums for your house on us- The Dyson Animal and Root 6!
  
• A $500 Macy's Card is waiting for you pending participation Animal and Root 6!

Best of spam for April 2006

No particular trends this month.

Senders

• Garland Camp
  
• Poste it
  
• orientalprincess
  
• Bray Peacock
  
• Lochlainn Wetzel
  
• Triassic
  
• Imposture
  
• Lability
  
• Chang Cusack
  
• Dudley Babb
  
• Amber Moody
  
  
• rurounikenshin.every1.net
  
• blueloom.com
  
• balloondude.com
  
• painfulsorrow.com

Sound like names

• woodcock bushmaster frontiersman
  
• plush the spit
  
• coot the granitic

Real quotes, all from one spam

• What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
  
• I thought how unpleasant it is to be locked out and I thought how it is worse, perhaps, to be locked in.
  
• Chess is ruthless: you've got to be prepared to kill people.
  
• Patch grief with proverbs.
  
• Anyone who lives in this time is concerned with grottiness.
  
• Join the company of lions rather than assume the lead among foxes.
  
• The individual's whole experience is built upon the plan of his language.
  
• There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.
  
• Never ask a favor of someone till they have had their dinner.
  
• Sometimes legends make reality, and become more useful than the facts.
  
• Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
  
• When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That's the story of my private life.
  
• Every man has his dignity. I'm willing to forget mine, but at my own discretion and not when someone else tells me to.

Sentences

• Have you ever clicked send?
  
• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
  
• How to be an Alien.
  
• Merpeople were rising with him.

Almost makes sense

• Puppy group solar five, solid, sky.
  
• There sky is religion another poison way, said wed Morrel.
  
• Try pancake on odysseus the basepoint
  
• but halma may reuters and bindweed and lass be thirsty
  
• that was only a few times larger than a pebblelook of kindness meet
  
• snuggle or consort some amigo it imperturbable the fatten
  
• purl on circlet see lebensraum on pole but pharaoh

Astonishing watches

• Ladies and Men's Watches For all Privileged Occasions

Happy loan offers

• Our company is seriously honored to have attained your house financing invitation approval.
  
• Our establishment is definitely enthusiastic to have gotten your house bank requisition confirmation.

Advertisements

• be shiny try quartic

Phrases

• hard trance amnezia
  
• Phunky mix

Subjects

• breast-fed guillotine
  
• try satin
  
• scoot platform
  
• bessemer babylon
  
• symbolize effusively
  
• eidetic nutmeg
  
• punster cryptographer
  
• monochrome catchy
  
• dull marriott bellmen collision boastful
  
• babylon thought guidance crash mandatory
  
• resiny and halfway

Best of spam for March 2007

"Ever dream of having a larger.. more thinker peniz!"

Hey! Spam proof positive that men think with their ... Oh, nevermind.

Popular this month once again were spam sports subjects containing tiny spam telling me "Med's are on sale" and a link. Obviously difficult to filter. The other popular spam were nonsense subjects like "! elucidate may croydon but cayuga may cellular it's yaounde" also for medications with several lines of random words (that are the source of all the "but" words like butpigeonhole).

It was a waste of time, useless, undesirable

Honesty in spam I thought at first but then went on ... "movie that just isn't worth seeing." Though contradicting that, inside it said "Don't expect anything but fun from this movie - sit down and enjoy."

Senders

• Burger Lane
  
• Garza York
  
• handebao bob

Sound like names

• trifluoride the porcupine
  
• limpet the shotbush
  
• tim the wristwatch
  
• dorothea the bullyboy
  
• siegfried the weaponry
  
• synagogue the bodyguard
  
• andre the protophyta
  
• nausea the guerdon
  
• behest the gladiator
  
• teakwood the scamp
  
• excel the creature
  
• dolan the gift
  
• alpenstock the brittle
  
• superbly the tangerine
  
• dolomite the apostate
  
• basswood the boisterous
  
• esposito the clapeyron
  
• tenon the wahl
  
• catskill the hebe
  
• lability the quack
  
• eavesdropper the anthony
  
• rude the oviform
  
• conform the cowpox
  
• bulky the lobscouse
  
• stible the follicular
  
• congestive the posit
  
• prescriptive the staunch

Words

• coralberry
  
• psychopomp
  
  
• butpigeonhole
  
• butbefallen
  
• butheighten
  
• buthindmost
  
• butchange
  
• butastronaut
  
• butwidespread
  
• butpsychology
  
• butbladder

Sentences

• Oh, Google, how I love thee.
  
• Nobody could talk to me and make sense of what I was saying.
  
• In my book it beats a suave, talking lizard hands down.
  
• And a unicorn and a rainbow.
  
• Well, Thurston Moore doesn't do quiet.
  
• mom and pop stores have been supplanted by the giant retail mom and pop stores
  
• Alistair Burnett is editor of the world tonight.
  
• This week we're giving away a Line 6 Floor POD Plus Multi-Effects Pedal. No one can make good beer without them.

Phrases

• ashe'd in hydrogen
  
• misogyny the dishes

Sports Subjects

• bramble Beach volleyball
  
• nevertheless Water polo Rinkball
  
• bucolic Royal Shrovetide Football Laser Tag Wheelchair rugby
  
• cabinetmake Telemark skiing Gaelic handball Table football
  
• argo Golf
  
• centimeter ZorbingSnowboarding
  
• crisp Gaelic handball
  
• mauve Roller Hockey
  
• anew Other than Racquet sports
  
• detriment Hammer throw Speed golf Lotball
  
• uranus Ski jumping Tang Soo Do (tangsudo) Artistic gymnastics
  
• sandusky Inline hockey
  
• real Kabucha Toli (stickball or toli)

Subjects

• yuor ceirdt crad has been seesdunpd (the offer was for college degrees without attending any classes)
  
• Doing God's work with a Lexus and Rolex [though the spam was for viagra]
  
  
• ferretisimo [Italian for "very ferret"?]
  
• destruct obfuscate suspense
  
• improper jailer
  
• FYI: This is importantB extempore
  
• cavemen tartar templeton anthracnose
  
• look what you did!B bloodshot
  
• According to the report, Franck remarked to his wife upon unsealing the first item: "This is strange, it looks like a liver."
  
• interlude deanna cowman
  
  
• ! sagebrush may expelled it candlelit be icky it's automatic
  
• may weekday on amazon it's extensive but midmorn it's schoolbook
  
• on sandstone not soft it's valletta some conifer not epsom
  
• malden but dull try godlike may stockholder on septic
  
• some confute see deviant in woodcut it's termite not mercurial

Best of spam for February 2007

This month spam went colorful.

A resurgence of sports spam but mostly it was dozens of random word titles like:

the aida may hoover be alabama some poinsettia may eelgrass
be alexis the buddha the excrescent on assignee , weatherstrip
try freewheel on zomba see drowse , haven try pinkie

Senders

• Pasadena Dan
  
• Driver Craig
  
• Minsk McCallum
  
• richard-dawson-luvs.every1
  
• Wade Snep
  
• Whaley Dobson
  
• Foster Whalen
  
• Roman Jean
  
• burgher Zourkhaneh
  
• Melanie Butcher
  
• ship do
  
• aware happens
  
• Ozzy Osborne (who wanted to tell me about Shania. Inside was just a stock spam though there was a cryptic message "Offspring ozzy osborne queen rammstein".)

Sound like names

• sheppard the fatuous
  
• alexis the buddha
  
• haitian the doorway
  
• doorway the magistrate
  
• beggary the echinoderm
  
• placate the agreed
  
• preston the brenner
  
• emma the eavesdropper
  
• edwards the shroud
  
• kimono the bub
  
• berkeley the repertoire
  
• bobcat the blur 
  
• artificial the spatula
  
• neurosis the tampon
  
• ceil the anion
  
• sophisticate the directorial
  
• springy the elicit
  
• ontraband the ferret
  
• permutation the gin
  
• vicious chalmers
  
• warty atwater
  
• ned butchassis
  
• anatomic the cutset
  
• abo and christopher it reese
  
• cleric the pupil

Sentences

• This bike is imported from Holland and has the right V.
  
• They bear no other errand Who will comfort them with kisses.
  
• The door to your room stands slightly open now with sudden swift emergence.
  
• "If somebody tells us drink some Kool-Aid and we'll go to heaven, that's not true. We are already in heavenly places," follower Martita Roca told CNN after having 666 tattooed onto her ankle.

Almost makes sense

• He had a fire was being told by a pulse slowing LIGHT breezes dance along the air of testes flattened.
  
• Puppet artist, aka kiss death.
  
• Outdoors in sandbox indoors watching?
  
• Name mommys birthday cake notice how sides are, not.
  
• Nookie comment limps explains raise.
  
• Dream genie, im just, another.
  
• Attention stewarts boxer shorts?
  
• Retirement, make, one thanks mom?
  
• Zoo posing for camera in their dance shoes april.
  
• Evn then he dreamt of drink and lucky play
  
• Tease her Stop pie.
  
• "Have you tied the speedily tire knot?" shut balance inquired the first speakstomach. "And when shall we damaged apple plough know?" inquired Franz.
  
• every hour in the night the wheel revolved and sent the proper signal.
  
• try freedom it placid.
  
• bechef maydestroy !
  
• They press through the dim green light.
  
• the one we call buoyancy Life has new Meaning.
  
• it's christian a proverbial.
  
• it clotho a kamikaze.
  
• joaquin may eagle.
  
• silicone but bakelite it inexpiable.
  
• boa and wafer not appropriable.
  
• bedimming but ballard in shedir.
  
• not freakish in bimini.

More happy happy loan offers

• Were extremely pleasantly surprised to have received your home bank offer approval.
  (Part of the address was: buhgeodeceiveventisfer...monstrousbooty)
  
• The company is really happy to look at your home refinance request acceptance
  
• Were exceedingly excited to obtain your home loan inquiry confirmation.

Headlines

• Roof sets misses telethon.
  
• Dropping writing billy joel, disses.

Advertisements

• "The wine press of God!"
  
• Bring average age table down without prompting!
  
• Average age table down without prompting perch chair?
  
• Bring average, age table down, without prompting, perch.

Words

• butbarnacle
  
• syrupy
  
• pilewort
  
• andromache
  
• raffish
  
• bufflehead
  
• layton
  
• hopple
  
• nomogram
  
• eigenspace
  
• heraclitus
  
• evildoer
  
• saxifrage
  
• checkerberry
  
• decile
  
• pirogue
  
• tarantara
  
• bursty
  
• turbidity
  
• panjandrum
  
• tumbrel
  
• besprite
  
• seecopter 
  
• seeterbium
  
• seecan't
  
• seecontinuo

Phrases

• bodhisattva nymphomaniac 
  
• the melancholy bostonian hind
  
• thorny melange
  
• the correlative of the wing
  
• callisto stephanie poop
  
• pineapple birth
  
• aircraft horsefly
  
• wretched creature in a nightshirt

Subjects

• peaceable corrupt
  
• It can't spy on the keyboard
  
• welcome encouraged laquo
  
• do not like the big winds song
  
• One moment of your day could change your life
  
• Do you mind Sir better
  
• it's mulish and grandiloquent
  
• ©as|n0bale (L33t!)
  
• For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, so that each one may receive good or evil, according to what he has done in the body.

Sports spam made a brief reappearance

• class Carambole billiard Bungee jumping
  
• eveready Trick Shot Snooker Skittles Rugby league
  
• marjoram Road bicycle racing Haggis Hurling Pool 
  
• getty Kempo Weightlifting
  
• snowmobile Trick Shot Snooker 
  
• and bodybuild , viscometer be frowzy be conservation it's symphony
  
• molecular Swimming Modern pentathlon Ski flying 
  
• castanet Caving Dog sports: See List of dog sports Throwball
  
• bondsman Short track speed skating Polo
  
• papua Shot put Motor Vehicle racingJavelin
  
• chromatography Paddleball Curling
  
• haze Gaelic football Basketball Bandy
  
• trail Racquet (or racket) sports
  
• basilisk Skiing or Snowboard sportsTug of war Sports where a player use a racquet (or racket) to hit a ball or other objects.
  
• vinyl Gliding
  
• disulfide Wushu Soft tennis
  
• chignon Ice hockey Gliding Basque pelota
  
• maxwell Bossaball BASEketball Keysport (La Llave)

Poetry

• on amethystine but arpeggio it's doctorate the adamant , althea
  
• on coolidge may dulcet be lyra try carmen not jam
  
• be ethylene and crocus try trigram in mush try propelled the halstead it's stopcock may derision and salute may hollow try creepy a standpoint try baggy it's necklace the sailboat
  
• it accordion it's memoranda ! deprecatory but seventeenth may figaro
  
• may storm may exhaustion see conch the atmosphere some dare it blomquist but hippy the substantive on xavier may ulster in coulter not bluebird and pa on stunk on frugal
  
• on wobble the incurring but diamond it ash , accelerate some barnett and contributor not amplitude try snare try mo a superb it's catchup see apocalypse see calvinist may benzedrine

Best of spam for January 2007

The only trend this month was chunks of Aristotle's writings. I'm sure he'd be pleased that his works were enjoying such wide distribution 2300 years later.

Spam haiku

on paint on card
see safe in lift
a daughter

Cultural spam
Aristotle by way of spam

"Thus it would seem that the perceptible exists before perception."

Happiness is offering a mortgage refinancing.

• We are intensely gladdened to be given your home finance invitation confirmation.
  
• We are without any doubt pleased to receive your home mortgage inquiry acceptance.
  
• Our megacorp is without a doubt honored to have gotten your house finance invitation confirmation.
  
• We are undoubtedly gladdened to get your home refinance application acceptance.
  
• Our corporation is unmistakably grateful to take your house refinance petition acceptance.
  
• Were seriously delighted to secure your home bank request acceptance.
  
• We are really overjoyed to have gained your home refinancing requisition affirmation.

More poetry
Well it looks like poetry. That's the important part. It arrived just as is with line breaks and poetically smushedtogetherwords.

Or, perhaps, it's a word search. How many plant names can you find?

oxonian deflater beethoven
opposite uppercut
cryptanalystconstruct
malt
banquet airfare pipsissewadougherty
punditrycrisscross cloture

bewitch crime behead
niamey jorgenson
bullwhackcubbyhole
redactor
walcott steeplebush vitamincreditor
cheeseclothamman villainous

Random word subjects

• small wind necessary tendency respect food
  
• day liquid sweet thumb mine table delicate 
  
• safe pipe way normal tired shoe nut  
  
• agreement dust dark present respect clock seed 
  
• time belief arm wall screw wise
  
• jill glaze typography maneuver gaspee
  
• bourgeoisie ferromagnetism bounty narcosis
  
• drawer town coat person digestion bright dependent hate
  
• chromatograph

Names that were subjects

• Britton Boothy Dagi Angelique Rieux
  
• Drazac Koko O'Banion Biff
  
• Cicero Colie Salvatore Gen. Didriksen
  
• Vocalist Nocker Blair cinema Hopkins
  
• Bwana Bram Juhns McNasty Canfield Glahn Biggles
  
• Cocq Bolard Durin Anaheim Gorch Ronda Shaff 
  
• Bareacres Cravat Cassandra Lebanon Grunia Cairon

Unusual sender names

• suppose
  
• Numbers Vasquez
  
• Orval Scold
  
• plutocracy
  
• Bourgeois Elevator
  
• Charles Served
  
• Isiah A. Smiley
  
• Marietta Dockside
  
• Delta Plane
  
• Exuberant Santa
  
• Deon quartermaster
  
• Bolden Francisco
  
• Subject Part
  
• Influx Whered
  
• ocean of [nnever] (the subject was "nnever")
  
• under control (subject: AA meetings)
  
• Born Ubiquity
  
• Woodall Ingenious
  
• Debauchery Janna (she had watches "for all Aristocratic Reunions")
  
• Gage Bilinear
  
• Maryann Civilize (she had watches "for all Important Parties")
  
• Tripp Condescend
  
• Stickle Gross  (she (?) had watches "for all Privileged Occasions")
  
• obstinacy
  
• Tracy Possibilities

Long long "names" (inside spam)

• Caighn Hanka Bryony Guehne Claridge Craymire Dona Poussin Acres Ardant Cranston Captain--Guardia Delaval Jacko Daughter-in-law Vadas Stub Hendon Callaway Cleaner Mule
  
  
• Imperia Cutler Petrovitch reabenis Bernice Dwarf Sini Szabo Thorson Guidon Chiromant Aventuro Assine Triam Country
  
  
• Vartuhi Calixe Edmondo Kinski Mary-Lou Rolls-Royce Slush later Bent vampire Boray Froman Shem Dectective Huebner Euston Flossie Saint-Auban Spoor Abra Danaher Drobeny Turnpit Co-pilot

More Johnson euphemisms

• You have a lot to gain...
  
• Fatten up your sausage
  
• be a hero in bed
  
• 20 percent more width
  
• Supercharge

Phrases

• adieu dissipate campus amarillo
  
• ardent stag
  
• regal beryl iterate
  
• coerce nobody bilabial
  
• incompatible bisque
  
• fernery battle scorch

Sentences

• You can use the floor to explore your body.
  
• Oh, and the new alien monsters are a waste of time.
  
• In the morning, you'll find hot lingonberry juice by your bed.
  
• There's even the fierce Dragon Slide to watch over the throne.
  
• You don't want to randomly pick one, that doesn't seem right.
  
• But shall celestial discord never cease?
  
• on the face of the elk were the Barons initials inlaid in gold

Almost makes sense

• different cultures will be subject to produce a cleaner more precise product
  
  
• available to anyone with a television, VCR, six-pack and a couple digital creature made up of a string of computer instructions
  
  
• I have a dreadful terror girl
  
  
• Naething kenspeckle, said he
  
  
• for if that Socrates was well was a fact, then that sequence of their being cannot be reversed.
  
  
• should be either black or white, cold or hot, for something impossible.
  
  
• Bring back time when girls were yours. Unlike so many maestros who have made their sprightly somnambulist to us
  
  
• Honey is by certain permanent and lasting affections, are called affective is explained as the double of something.
  
  
• but her comrades or I should say followers were ragged gillies,
  
  
• the cup or rail , design it's responsible be salt 
  
  
• pursuit that would not lie too heavily upon her purse and to do my duty in it  whatever it might
  
  
• "For years I've longed for some "Oho!" the Captain said, "I see!" But what are dukes and viscounts to He fanned himself into a flame, With ungrammatical lips, MISS DARDY'S developing charms, For all the wealth of PLUTUS--
  
  
• I shall have nothing to think of then  said the foundation  with a smile  but my Dictionary and
  This was addressed to the waiter  who had been very attentive to our recognition  at a distance
  
  
• "Release these maidens, sir, Of that charnel-house, Society. The deuce there was to pay No airy fairy she, Her wails no longer rang, "Pish!" proudly sneered his GENERAL JOHN,
  
  
• Day had returned No ray of light smatter into the vinyl of the cavern It being high water the entrance
  
  
• MADEMOISELLE DE LA SAUCE MAYONNAISEI'd hie me far away!" And WILLIAM'S little wife are dead; He called inside the gateBoat Navigation Companee. MISTER CLOSE expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And blessings shall reward you. Without a castle wall, Within its shade?
  
  
• necessary that the one or the other should be present in numbers. properly so called have, we may safely say, been enumerated.
  
  
• see janitorial be anything a chunk some prank some alveolus
  
  
• But Miss Heartwell theres something just visible in the
  being in a beastly condition  and our house tedious enough  I remained here tonight instead of going

A special subset of “Almost makes sense”: Yoda spam

• Having lunch, home seem making progress hasnt.
  
• Staying frequent trips grocery stores lunches.
  
• Buying groceries having lunch home seem.
  
• John lennon jude lennons finds.
  
• War draft plan backfires falls dvd should.
  
• Be, provided copyright intended currently viewing version please credits.
  
• Lost little miss sunshine.
  
• More decided comment brave action signing.
  
• Home seem making progress.
  
• Right glad hear next bc management powered cutenews archives.
  
• County sheriffs department team paid play?
  
• Additions, recent, wfamily dior beverly hills added bobby doesnt.

Standard spam poetry

a carabao
it's tribesman and detonable
may contretemps
may combine

it's gingham!
minoan
or afterimage
or octant some morgue

Subjects

• klack
  
• He is buffalo
  
• shelters whisper
  
• her no dimension
  
• so dominic voluntarily
  
• Wondering Completely
  
• swum briefcase othello
  
• loud and Compensable
  
• better Illusory addressed
  
• Freshly but dank Lenticular
  
• try tendency , old and awake try field and burn
  
• some orange it's leg , medical and note on meal 
  
• a system and stop , sponge on tongue try pencil
  
• some electronic a imaginate a vermont on feline but
  
• and discovery on competition in bridge ! regret be ray
  
• instant cranium incumbent contralto himself astigmatism
  
• and zest the chose , bergson not porphyry it programmer
  
• it colleague not tyrannic it adultery may affricate ! animate 
  
• may adenine a blackmail it's auction some minutiae it glued
  
• and camelback a retire and egyptian not ammunition a bellman
  
• of using the medicine must be weighed against the good it will dimensions

Best of spam for December 2006

Spam has supplied a potential new subtitle for the blog:

"Why not check out this convenient page with lots of them for you to enjoy." -- spam quote

"Can u believe it that we will make you h@ppy ?" -- spam quote

With fewer spam in December as a Christmas present? Spammers got a lot of mileage out of the snow dump on Denver. The odd sender names continued but the new trend this month was an introduction of some fantastical "names" in the subjects like "Mancel Miramon Kupperman Sodapop Lippincott Tarkanian" and also several more "names" as spam footers that were even more deliciously elaborate.

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Cryptic award

"We can help you lose your winter coat"

I got two offers to help me lose my coat. Both had long pseudo-name subjects. Both had URL links that included a ">". (Not sure if those would even work.) So no clues there. I'm intrigued but not enough to risk what might await at the other end.

Names

• Pearlie Hutchins
  
• Ty Templeton
  
• Vacheron Constantin
  
• Fay Walls

Sound like names that were senders

• Zoobie Woobie
  
• Son Roach
  
• Wisecrack Eggs (the email address was Hilario Tended who was "exceedingly overjoyed" to refinance my mortgage)
  
• BooZee
  
• Judd Imaginative
  
• Humberto combination
  
• sheridan Wiped
  
• Bernard toad
  
• Ha thinking (who was "emphatically elated")
  
• Glycerol Peacock
  
• Matt Tic
  
• developing Janine
  
• Cunningham baroque (does it have anything to do with the other spam sender: Mrs Grover Cunningham?)
  
• Christianity Dolores
  
• Basement Alpheratz
  
• Acceptance Dorothea
  
• Hygrometer Larson
  
• Locking Stanley (who was "seriously elated")
  
• Steinberg cotillion
  
• Jamaal lodging (who was "without a doubt excited")
  
• Russell entering
  
• Jackson beggary (he was "decidedly overjoyed")
  
• stale Exultation
  
• Whitlock Z Albaspacesuit
  
• Wombat Swain
  
• Pro Simpler
  
• reflection Effie

Sound like names that were subjects

• Mancel Miramon Kupperman Sodapop Lippincott Tarkanian
  
• Haveland Rodion Kretschmar-Schuldorff 
  
• Shrew Doran Vultan Gurau Kemp-Bird Winsley
  
• Cadwallader Canuti Carletto Corven
  
• Roxane Ruffler Kennar Godmother Ichimionji 
  
• Morley Handy Mi D-Day Victor Odell
  
• Capper Barclay Jemmy
  
• Player Carewe Neilson Admirer Cannelloni Brown 
  
• Bakhtiari Chief-dancer Vacarri Psychologist
  
• Bobbitt Cloudsley Gisele Whiteside
  
• Reagan Vassili Jockey Kiernan Kamla Wyverne Allason
  
• Moralist Strongbow Calogere
  
• Olie Muscle Maz Partington Zama St.
  
• Mazzarini Humping Lenox Luna Magaly
  
• Fontan Bourne D'Acosta Cahill Montalvo
  
• Natalie Crunch Secretary Quinlen Caviar Elwyn Brendan
  
• Strashimirov Bellissima Catfish
  
• Perier Rogelio Kettering Beckstein Ararat
  
• Hruska guest Silvana Adolph
  
• Agnew Arch Burgomil Jessie
  
• Poppie Pesky Tomania/ Fredrick Maritones Clarissa
  
• Drac Missy Cadwalader 
  
• Ragni Cephu Kriemhilds Taffey Dain
  
• Drogo Daredevil Wildman
  
• Bravo Danny Kronk Concepcion Rommel Aratoon DePinna
  
• Jawald Ashton Bleuntzil Lyon Valentino Belinski
  
• Burnstead Mackenzie Swimming Zopilote Millet 
  
• Pegg Milford Nichols Father Lilybell Studio
  
• Torlato-Favrini Alicia Lightcap

And the winners, though they needed to go inside the spam, since they were just too gloriously long:

• Concessionaire Grypton Marchant Garrity Hallohan Smedley-Taylor Defydd Toots Aviators Schribman Sid Nita Challee Zaida Anaxander Adelina Carteloise Alby Fizz Loger Maybelle Ruthven Aubel Fingerbone Dao Spyros Deanie Volkoff Skeates Banai Raouf Buys Jiro Kipp Walder Bit Mort Chic Desdemona Machet Burpelson Arlette Ecklund Morison Arnstein Thanatogunos Blender Bond/007 Beauperthuis Davin Surgeon Boysie Bear Chagny Billiken Solley
  
  
• Dandini Rebel Chaliapin Toshio Peterke Carmine Claypole Ashigara Camera Wateeka Martow Delegate LaSalle Mailler Allshard Department Dinklespieler Cocket Branton Jones/"Killer Helga Aristid Reichmuth Kumar Dental Biggs Alys Conger Cesarea Alfieri Freneau d'Algout Ducelle Tsurumaru Honori Voort Barr Sowad Catron Thayer Barabas Mosler Aelhswith Ken Gwerder DOWN Haussmann Background Bukovsky Ferryman Crisp Canteen Voltaire Kumar Amnon Fessier DOWN Latvian Arbutt Torunemire Lekain Cedillo Double-face Kameragul Dying Deliveryman Jaimie Bissonette Blifil Antonowna Walton Stevers Gaines Ar-Yo Gora Branchart Songkrod
  
  
• Sgt. Ansel Brasi Saleswoman Mau Telegraph Tanong McHabe Belvin Conlan stutterer Janegger McPhee Ashigara Parke Rosenfeld Canter Benish Routledge Pellegrin lo Doumet Amadato Holl Flap Barsad Biegler Ministry Ossie Carson Stella Preiser Kedes Colquhoun MR. Colleti Barbato Jourdonnais Hodgkiss Urgl Fornari Colorado Baltz Morena Dolworth Trock Binswanger Liesel Lagaffe Berndle Denker Haden Rogelio Sweetheart Villager Yard Flacco Osilo Summerer Yanouske Questadt Olson Pope Ferrar Furuya MacPherson Pixote Pinkey Rigsy Realtor Buguet Corey Anne Jolly
  
  
• Finchon Gorebucker Iver Massoud Passiona Chop-Top Louis Colbert Amolt Bounty Bohm Gillom Nuthall Fryd Dizzy Colorist Ares Greenleaf Burridge Voices Ayre DeLagorgue Dictator Maglena Editor-in-chief Freder Dakis Blumenthal Winder College Pals Hettie Bellerose Schindler Jaspera Moff Tophet Titina Delima Fra Bezano Tai Elya Comic Arnaud Wislak Drummer Korn film Marsha Morel Gri Perrone Centurian Pennell Hemingway Arnaud Calamari BILL Bardoni Manservant Cazaret Hallon Annuziata Gage Gaspara Ferreira Bromden Colorra flyer Assasin Bonfain

Subjects

• and Tasks Tenuous
  
• trying not begin
  
• Deity and Delgado
  
• rhubarb charity
  
• And creep within their bells to suck the balmy seed
  
• beauteous alveolar
  
• crucifies Puerto discover battlefields Merriam excellence
  
• Disagree the render Goodness
  
• Imagine face
  
• masking tape
  
• gawk shore
  
• problems open Hitherto
  
• I had the same problem
  
• Modern as yankees (Sent to Red Sox terrirory??)
  
• Blizzard but flour
  
• look Disapproval louisiana

Phrases

• pestilential dragon
  
• blackbody scanty
  
• puffball bouffant breathtaking queen
  
• binomial berry
  
• motorcycle evolution design passion
  
• moose be afraid
  
• uranus rex
  
• sardonic supremum
  
• unkempt barrier
  
• topaz proctor astoria thunderstorm
  
• adulterate astrophysics bee
  
• liquidus hairy
  
• derisive anorexia drum
  
• midget domino vex beginning

Words

• blackbody
  
• greylag
  
• monkeyflower
  
• Pandemonium

Almost makes sense

• When rage excites your arms and strength supplies the rage unloading a carload of freight there
  
• New filmmakers at us film schools, have.
  
• Youre a guest under your uncles roof eating his grub accepting his
  United States and remember that Gus is in this too as much as I am
  
• Over original paintings that, reveal, form posture plumage
  
• Deep well knowledge lifetime experience, racer historian walker, sheds.
  
• ductile on pentagon a knowledge it's fissile
  
• Dangerous mindcoyote vs, pretty yorkgerrya
  
• Edition tired flipping pages jumping starts, where left replacing.
  
• Stearman editing flip fsp storecom cake decorating interview
  
• Story be someone pass street every day!

Perhaps a small piece of an epic poem

But Fortune soon resumd her ancient hate
Then rushing onward with a barbrous cry
Strange isnt it how we often are reminded of funny things

Sentences

• So Listen you pusillanimous knockkneed shrimp Im going to mash ....

Headlines

• amoebae flop chafe tremulous englishman
  
• Sistine chapel master thief is strike!
  
• Sex golf cheat (a game played with clubs and balls and holes does sound rather suggestive)

The Real Stuff

• Our unquestionable almost originals include these brands

Stock spam

They made a brief reappearance with their "briar patch" template mixed in with some (I’m guessing) real sentences.

He said if that was the case, he guessed I probably knew what I was talking about.
A completely linguistic briar patch gives secret financial aid to the fairy.
He was as scared of her as ever, but her hold over him had nonetheless diminished.
The imaginative pork chop, an anomaly about a food stamp, and the fried scythe are what made America great!
and if I give you what you want, you wont like it, and you wont want it anymore.

Best of spam for November 2006

"Sometimes Spam is artistic." At least that's what Adam Oconnell told me in a spam titled "regards strenuously".

A light month for good subjects but to make up for it some very odd sender "names". Meds are now "ed-s".

Earthlink is very good about filtering out the, um, male en,hance.ment spam before it gets to me, but a bunch slipped through this month. There was an interesting collection of euphemisms used to get past the filters: super size, big lift, super duper, improve your package, pencil dickitis, bendy boner blues, mammoth proportions (Yowch!!!), shortdick syndrome, large and in charge, thicker, fuller and longer (works for shampoo ads), "Gain the length and width you've always wished you had". Though a spam with the subject "Hang fat" was blunt enough that filters should have thrown red flags all over the place. Do keep in mind as you're browsing your own "How is your johnson" spam: "When choosing a peniz en1argement method, there are many MANY options these days. But very few are worth the money. In fact, most are full blown scams!"

Names

• Willis Gay
  
• Micah Fish
  
• Francisco Chan
  
• Rose Reyna (though Reyna Rose has a nicer ring to it.)
  
• Dick Nixon (dead presidents become spammers)
  
• Shukla Rishi

Odd senders

• Major Pain
  
• Cyber Molly
  
• Roxanne Turnaboutz
  
• Celina Slept
  
• Hurtle Genaro
  
• Dalton Liquidity
  
• Archaism Carlton
  
• Beelzibus
  
• What Says
  
• Handsome Ballet
  
• Fatten Howard (which could be suggestive but the spam was for watches)
  
• Dejesus Alphabetical
  
• Simultaneously Animals
  
• Susceptible Volstead
  
• November Winnie
  
• Poison Revelry

Sounds like names

• outhouse cahill
  
• merlin dwarf carl
  
• carl bloodhound

All in the same spam, selling ... watches. They must be some very special watches.

• Flagging Morero
  
• Interrupt Katy
  
• Daley Bliss

Subjects all next to each other sending some kind of meta-message

• We can help every man
  
• when Morphophonemic Bestow
  
• or asheville Gena
  
• time to check it

Subjects

• retailer secret agent
  
• electroencephalogram Dog sports
  
• Scorpio curler
  
• regards strenuously
  
• oclock emerald
  
• Or in revertive
  
• whipped lockup
  
• answer a hi
  
• It determining well off
  
• About on your letter
  
• Put croud slipped
  
• ink sentences paragraphs

At least they're honest award

• "In an unnecessary delivery, even here is" which, less interestingly, might just mean "To unsubscribe" since it came with a little picture of a stop sign. Also included was a tiny picture of Japanese money.

Phrases

• porridge happened
  
• volcanic slanderous solitude
  
• huckleberry above my persimmon
  
• litmus kitten

Poetical nonsense

• may ponies huntley
  may frankel united


• what efforts bloodvessel and amuse lonely
  what trust regarded it tenure lobster
  it's morning undergrowth in encountered bauhaus


• that wicked bluebell
  may acquaint valuable
  the ovate honour
  or toyota pressed


• some flatus fibers
  it's opened traditions
  as invasive entry
  it playing fictional
  as decorative tamale
  a unfortunate toroid
  as rider insects
  it's considerable seesaw
  may laos bloodbath


• the saucer flesh it demands declarative not joined judges
  
• but excited christs when undervalued sunken some extensor survival
  
• in undersigned polaron a obituary declared when excitement lively
  
• but goodnight warned that liking alabama was formal affects the action noted
  
• it's beings preclude it's angle pin or medieval rd in oldest darkness
  
• what tales reform that swallow grounds

Sentences

• To the beloved Use password 02700 to open archive.
  
• If I am asked to link to a Kangaroo farm in Canberra, New South Wales, Australia, I sure will do it.
  
• Across the shoulders came the featherd wound.
  
• Cattle is all I know.

Almost makes sense

• The bagel then descended into the canoe.
  
• Robots of new Best Friend Page.
  
• Hearts involved Splat.
  
• Not mention excellent fish chips glorious sunshine in filmed opening.
  
• Managers supporters out or not mention excellent fish chips glorious.
  
• It's a albrecht sparkle minaret.
  
• Probably maybe Yesit!
  
• Urie come up air often.
  
• Guys had soul become some of kind weird iconic symbol.
  
• He shakes the pointed spear and longs to try poultice paperweight soft.

Real but funny nonetheless

• Instead of smelling like dirty socks, try smelling good and attracting women at the same time

Headlines

• Starbucks Loses Laptops
  
• Harvey is Badly Drawn
  
• national needs may meow depletion
  
• Exciting Ashes newsalex!

Spam wisdom

• You can't get there from here.
  
• Alternative: Who guards the guardians?
  
• A creaking door hangs longest. and A creaking gate hangs long

Words

• Tourwomens
  
• neosoul
  
• marquess
  
• chuff
  
• muezzin
  
• peacock
  
• braggart
  
• shitepoke - From shite + poke, with reference to the birds' habit of defecating when disturbed.
  
• chamomile
  
• bedazzle
  
• rollick

Best of spam for October 2006, Part 2

"List all the SPORTS you remember loving or hating in your lifetime. Choose several from your completed list and write about HOW SPORTS CAN TELL YOU A LOT ABOUT A PERSON." -- Spam quote

Spam sports month!

Spam delivered some uncommon sports this month like Camogie, Carambole billiard, Pington, Wok Racing, Sambo and my favorite: Kabaddi. If you don't know what those are there are links to Wikipedia articles below.

After an offer for all the popular/Top/safe "med_s-" or "med+s^" or "med}s*" or Rolex the sports spam had 3 -- and only 3 -- lines of spam random poetry like:

blot be pram it's histogram see quadrupole try beck
it's desideratum but dribble but contrite ! mutant a
cowgirl may theism a homunculus or vertebral not basidiomycetes

A spam story

Some precise warranty
An elusive submarine ever

Slight tremor there. - Which it safe? - Something pretty lousy. even tells you the moment the Wort Dressed Sentinent Being as old man with speed and rust, or so, and play a body which the Galaxy where inexplicable arrival we picked up this afternoon? Ford theory I dont know, - I get a corner with a state of able to do you know if he could grasp in stunned silence again now? - we were directly linked through he had announced itself hence the Galaxy

Subjects

• threatening
  
• hey as Hi
  
• INFO or hi!
  
• hey, long time
  
• mitten or sans not cold
  
• toot premenstrual syndrome
  
• inexpressible changing
  
• electra, wolfgang not buick
  
• amplify on chevy a domesday
  
• wingspan radiation
  
• the somebody
  
• Just like [sent by "haven't"]
  
• Saga score Yoshis crate [sent by remarkably influences]
  
• Someone Else Vent [sent by "not as"]
  
• amateurish couldn't
  
• Experience useful jobs
  
• for several months at a time), your doctor should check your northeast
  
• and properly addictive.
  
• smoke riding [sounds like a sport but it's not. It should be though! Maybe with dragons ... ]
  
• one-to-one curl [another one that sounds like it should be a sport, maybe related to curling]
  
• landhold try debauch may croquet
  
• maxima be soda! vehicular
  
• ugh in shylock may milky
  
• Revolutionary War hothead
  
• plumage but browne, serf
  
• nicotine some synchronism , anna [Related to the Annie's of a few months ago?]
  
• glans it's inhumane on bolshoi
  
• confound it diatomaceous it's ed
  
• charybdis ! amanuensis ! fenton [I don't know what that means! But it must be important!]
  
• workday or bumblebee , godlike
  
• accompaniment on wallace but coloratura
  
• broadloom on assemblage on deoxyribose
  
• bach try conclude vying
  
• expelled in epiphysis ryder
  
• stack be miser try fain
  
• regiment in emeriti brothel limp administrable
  
• buzzword some bye try raindrop
  
• holiday on able the halcyon
  
• collectible it digging it ainu
  
• brash see carryover some joe
  
• self-consciously effectively
  
• pointwise try procedure see jitterbugger
  
• pile it grandparent may egotism

Sports subjects

There was also a sports "name", Exercise Mats, but he wrote about "test. thx hfools"

• Polo Petanque Roller hockey
  
• Speedway Racing Combat robot
  
• Speed skating Underwater hockey
  
• Netball Rhythmic gymnastics
  
• Footvolley
  
• Baguazhang
  
• Pencak Silat
  
• Camogie
  
• Land luge (or street luge)
  
• Aggressive skating
  
• Carambole billiard
  
• Airsoft
  
• Mountain unicycling
  
• Mesoamerican ballgame
  
• Wing Chun
  
• Pington
  
• Wok Racing
  
• Sambo
  
• Speed-o-Ball (Speedball)
  
• ITHF table hockey
  
• Kabaddi Throwing
  
• Kickboxing Throwball
  
• Bocce Bandy
  
• Track cycling Matball
  
• Rinkball Motorboat racing
  
• Aerobatics Athletics
  
• Air racing
  
• Grass skiing
  
• Jumping
  
• Combat sports
  
• Beach rugby
  
• Long distance
  
• Ski touring
  
• Inline speed skating Skater hockey
  
• Rink hockey Unicycle trials
  
• Auto racing
  
• Dodgeball
  
• Equestrianism Hurdling
  
• BMX racing Speed skating
  
• Ballooning
  
• Darts
  
• Dance
  
• Judo
  
• Tug of war
  
• Football (soccer)
  
• Squash
  
• Weelchair basketball
  
• Field Hockey
  
• Mixed martial arts
  
• Kungfu
  
• Cycling
  
• Hip hop dance
  
• Steeplechase
  
• Curling
  
• Luge
  
• Paragliding
  
• Speed skiing
  
• Sports mainly based on sheer power
  
• Sports where the main objective is to hit a certain target.

Names

• Snow Sorenson
  
• Bunks Wolff
  
• Brain Leblanc
  
• Effie Triplett
  
• Wheeler Bender
  
• Park Crain
  
• Slaughter Mcgrath
  
• Hope Riggs
  
• Mercedes Meeks
  
• Hooker Hooks
  
• Frazier Means
  
• Junior Dill
  
• Joey Dooley
  
• Coon Dooley
  
• Smiley Rocha
  
• Randy Posty (though he was just spamming about mortgages ;-)

Sound like names

• ed the wondering langmuir
  
• maximilian the perfectly secular
  
• duncan the mckenzie the injure
  
• dora the buttonhole
  
• barrett the betel
  
• pomona the spade
  
• alex spinnaker the colombo
  
• gummy the corporeal
  
• ernest the micronesia
  
• hedgehog the mobster
  
• arpa the hove
  
• mit the sauerkraut
  
• flutter the deliquescent
  
• beguerdon the sixgun
  
• beef the Neanderthal

Phrases

• coliform the derriere
  
• viking may prospect the cahoot
  
• the wolf be cologne in bathtub
  
• ecumenist try matchbook some team!
  
• treetop and coworker may tearful and convention, licentious!
  
• elegant in mantis
  
• flam it next!
  
• Tricks part is Deceptive
  
• some bizarre may bellflower a bishop
  
• interpolate some merrymake but telescope see frailty and badminton
  
• sax a dandelion
  
• pollux some schloss
  
• surmise the crust
  
• dancer chemise
  
• innocent nuts
  
• may shears dingdong the balustrade directors
  
• the seldom precise fighter pilot

"Advertisements"

• germicidal? try octoroon on breath
• Exploiting fragile coral in reef ecosystem a fun and in profit.
  
• It's the best thing I've ever seen for getting residue of all kinds.
  
• The consultants recommend homogenised transitional flexibility.

"Poetry"

purgation try lodestone try devilish ! sympathy but asexual dichotomous but margery be magic in craze a gemlike!

cite not there it draftsmen the admix the silo it bistable in dabble the canton, trade or continued a sloth try southey in kline the phd

parley some lip be tragicomic but sycophantic a rupee birdseed be airlock see thence see bestial but bogging  trycavil it's yeshiva try differ may caw and horseshoe the magna it's ease not finland may denotative it 

"Headlines"

• Zango stealing affiliate adult webmasters
  
• Extinction is just around the corner

Sentences

• Whatever you're facing here, you can put it aside.
  
• First thing I've noticed this year: they've dropped the french from under the rims.
  
• federal agency that supports fundamental research and education across all have been recommended to improve the quality of lake monitoring in man.
  
• doesn't Google have a problem with impression spam already?
  
• This will enable the Clinton administration to view lighting.
  
• Benny vents his anger on a shop window full of multiple TV elementary schools.
  
• Asked if Musharraf was behaving like an ostrich, Karzai flatly said no and relayed Musharraf's words to him when he was visiting Kabul, "Don't doubt my intentions -- doubt my capabilities."
  
• that called forth the treasured pipe from its casket never to be
  
• It usually comes, drawn by the entrancing odor of hopeful ideas.

Almost sentences

• coven the empire on ganymede
• Where is did? Romance edit is primary links Seduction or with personal hygiene world wide web is full articles stories a on how is.
  
• persecute it hedge and daughter the brazen in downturn
  
• Or beer what they die?
  
• That or will make in crazy about or a vendors who am like am sell their books or repeat same.
  
• Loading a black powder revolver is a. It gorges on a half-cooked stew of suppositions, superstitions and half-finished stories. and finding work for them in Web-based advertising and entertainment, as well as in the older media.
  
• it's broadway makeup when puppy digest but lebensraum knuckleball or paunch intended
  
• cowgirl may theism a homunculus or vertebral not basidiomycetes

Words, words, and almostwords

• acronis
• anotherheavy
  
• asilomar
  
• beeblebrox (from Hitchhiker's Guide)
  
• beguerdon
  
• betony
  
• bloccati
  
• blowsearch
  
• bringsi
  
• brydon
  
• bryozoa
  
• cancellate
  
• cloister
  
• creon
  
• cryssure
  
• cuttlebone
  
• cutworm
  
• distance.cruel
  
• dojealousy
  
• everincreasing
  
• expiresdaylight
  
• fastercures
  
• filamentous
  
• finwhat
  
• flamand
  
• frambesia
  
• frazzle
  
• girlits
  
• gisaxs
  
• governmentwithout
  
• grace.people
  
• heardsay
  
• heremakes
  
• horrorfest
  
• hummingquarters
  
• knocks.near
  
• mastadon
  
• miff
  
• mind.not
  
• mistaken.mrs
  
• mitochondrial
  
• mortician
  
• nirvana
  
• no-daily-shower
  
• nogood
  
• oseeon
  
• ostracod
  
• ouzel
  
• pagemy
  
• pandanus
  
• peculate
  
• polyploidy
  
• promptitude
  
• putter
  
• pyrrhus
  
• quibble
  
• quicktempered
  
• rance
  
• reallife
  
• replyname
  
• replywords
  
• ripresa
  
• romande
  
• sculpin
  
• seraphic
  
• silenceestranged
  
• snikt
  
• songbag
  
• spoor
  
• styrizo
  
• xince

Best of spam for October 2006, Part 1

People pushing a particular stock sent out some really awesome paragraphs. No alterations done except for some carriage returns.

The sentences are complex and all the tenses match up. Even Mad Libs have some awkwardness to them. I suspect there was a template and a llist of words that got plugged into it since several words recurr in different contexts (turkey, scythe, tornado, avacado, umbrella, mitochondrial, briar patch, cargo bay, etc.) For instance, there’s a clear template in the following two setences that appeared in two different spam:

• A fractured briar patch beams with joy, and another knowingly statesmanlike tomato hesitates; however, the underhandedly elusive photon makes love to the sheriff about a pork chop. The consultants recommend homogenised transitional flexibility.
  
• Some pickup truck inside the grand piano procrastinates, and a chess board for a buzzard hesitates; however, a mean-spirited jersey cow eagerly trades baseball cards with the briar patch.

And these two that were right next to each other:

• Sometimes a somewhat mitochondrial fairy flies into a rage, but the college-educated corporation always completely avoids contact with a fundraiser! Sometimes some sheriff for a mortician prays, but the magnificent cowboy always is a big fan of an asteroid!

(More “Best of Spam” coming. NaNoWriMo is eating up any extra minutes I have this month!)

---

A stoic turkey reads a magazine, and a blithe spirit panics; however, the mysterious skyscraper writes a love letter to another turn signal. If a graduated cylinder requires assistance from a carelessly mitochondrial wedding dress, then a somewhat cantankerous fruit cake goes to sleep. The bullfrog living with a ski lodge derives perverse satisfaction from the obsequious tape recorder. A recliner ignores a false particle accelerator, because an abstraction knows an outer roller coaster. When you see the chess board, it means that the insurance agent self-flagellates.

---

Now and then, a briar patch goes deep sea fishing with a nation from a rattlesnake. Any oil filter can compete with some scythe, but it takes a real pit viper to ridiculously bestow great honor upon a mastadon. When a nuclear customer is paternal, the flatulent avocado pit lazily recognizes a vaporized cowboy. Most people believe that some turkey single-handledly secretly admires a mortician, but they need to remember how single-handledly a self-actualized avocado pit returns home. Most people believe that a food stamp figures out a cowboy, but they need to remember how hesitantly an inexorably surly skyscraper gets stinking drunk. When the bullfrog reads a magazine, a salad dressing around a mastadon procrastinates. A briar patch is phony. An ocean, a vacuum cleaner over a corporation, and a blood clot of the buzzard are what made America great! When a parking lot goes to sleep, the power drill laughs out loud.

---

Sometimes a somewhat mitochondrial fairy flies into a rage, but the college-educated corporation always completely avoids contact with a fundraiser! Sometimes some sheriff for a mortician prays, but the magnificent cowboy always is a big fan of an asteroid! Some defendant is righteous. The cosmopolitan traffic light single-handledly secretly admires some tattered tabloid.

---

When a cosmopolitan grain of sand prays, a chestnut living with an industrial complex hides. A turkey daydreams, or the parking lot hesitantly tries to seduce another tornado living with the ocean. Another completely outer movie theater learns a hard lesson from a polar bear. A rattlesnake defined by a freight train recognizes the cab driver inside the avocado pit.

---

Indeed, another optimal power drill hardly pours freezing cold water on another tuba player. A girl scout buys an expensive gift for an earring. Any roller coaster can have a change of heart about a cargo bay about a briar patch, but it takes a real paycheck to wisely graduate from the seldom precise fighter pilot. A fractured briar patch beams with joy, and another knowingly statesmanlike tomato hesitates; however, the underhandedly elusive photon makes love to the sheriff about a pork chop. The consultants recommend homogenised transitional flexibility.

---

Some pickup truck inside the grand piano procrastinates, and a chess board for a buzzard hesitates; however, a mean-spirited jersey cow eagerly trades baseball cards with the briar patch. For example, the particle accelerator indicates that a bowling ball figures out the most difficult fruit cake. Most people believe that a turkey completely secretly admires a stoic blood clot, but they need to remember how knowingly the turn signal defined by an apartment building beams with joy. When a tabloid is gentle, the outer globule tries to seduce the inferiority complex. A grand piano around the ski lodge feels nagging remorse, but a satellite secretly admires an asteroid inside an ocean.

---

Most people believe that the gentle umbrella often satiates a football team of another ocean, but they need to remember how seldom the geosynchronous light bulb takes a coffee break. If the cheese wheel sanitizes a spider, then an umbrella daydreams. A fundraiser goes deep sea fishing with the fundraiser over a bowling ball, or a blood clot buries the geosynchronous briar patch. Another girl scout related to a photon starts reminiscing about lost glory, and the shabby hole puncher writes a love letter to a defendant. Some single-handledly worldly pork chop reads a magazine, and the diskette hides; however, a mysterious fairy competes with the college-educated photon.

---

A line dancer sells the ball bearing behind the tornado to the tomato. When a green girl scout starts reminiscing about lost glory, the parking lot beyond another ball bearing starts reminiscing about lost glory. Most people believe that the scythe tries to seduce a statesmanlike senator, but they need to remember how non-chalantly another class action suit ceases to exist. A cocker spaniel of a light bulb hibernates, and a bartender from a freight train leaves; however, a tornado graduates from a lover of the cocker spaniel.

---

The highly paid hydrogen atom. A sheriff related to the minivan. An usually fashionable crank case. A spider over the cashier organizes the girl scout. If a non-chalantly incinerated insurance agent plays pinochle with an often fat tornado, then a scythe inside a dolphin gets stinking drunk. Furthermore, a wrinkled polar bear feels nagging remorse, and an overwhelmingly highly paid umbrella dances with the cashier. Any tape recorder can recognize an avocado pit, but it takes a real blithe spirit to plan an escape from a linguistic parking lot some buzzard toward a pig pen. The surly cargo bay requires assistance from a spider.

Best of spam for September 2006

Pieces of tributes to Steve Irwin, HPV vaccine article and The Three Musketeers. No "Was at ... when that"s this month. In fact, it seemed to be pretty random!

Subjects

• vacuum cleaner Sunday school
  
• formidably linguistic
  
• ski humiliation
  
• Look rich
  
• information that HEY [did someone off the spammer mid subject creation??]
  
• irritably intermission
  
• List of all questions
  
• for no more than 12 hours at room temperature ...
  
• Call Issac urgently.
  
• cane the cuttlebone, play
  
• dumb but poor aba
  
• fermat wicked
  
• steadfast insert
  
• homogenize a day
  
• breathe severe chest pains [the sender's "name" was cocaines euphoric]
  
• chromatograph is? forgave chant
  
• urgency gesture
  
• textbook They're perect warty [sic on the "perect"]
  
• They're perect pecan
  
• They're perect betrayal
  
• They're exclusive waylaid
  
• They envy you proud
  
• practicable Looking very good foxtail
  
• Looking good mesenteric
  
• bedbug americans
  
• 'cause amphibian
  
• bossy
  
• spotty but note capitol
  
• lucerne it's volley creak

Subjects collected by Michael A. Arnzen, writer of horror stories and poetry with a wicked sense of humor.

• aggressive mannequin
  
• be decomposable
  
• cuddle grime
  
• drive by grimace
  
• efficiency nose ring
  
• goth seniority
  
• grandmamma warlock
  
• medication madhouse
  
• open face surgery
  
• sanity immersion
  
• toucan retardation

Names

• Thaddeus Underwood
  
• Yupiddling @ enlighten.com
  
• Marshall Slaughter

Sound like names

• nicodemus jones
  
• beef the Neanderthal
  
• dumb but poor aba
  
• cane the cuttlebone

Names from text (some from book excerpts)

• Adver-tee
  
• Agathonica
  
• Anjali
  
• Anna-zee
  
• Assa-ree
  
• Bhashyakara
  
• Bissa-tee
  
• Churnikrit
  
• Creakle
  
• Fossoyeurs
  
• Gdynia
  
• Gonardiya
  
• Gurani
  
• Hemachandras
  
• Jagiello
  
• Joséthe
  
• Keyworth
  
• Ky
  
• Laleela
  
• Mousqueton
  
• Musseling
  
• Mysore
  
• Pattabhi
  
• Piast
  
• Specht
  
• Sprott
  
• Stary
  
• Stasi
  
• Steerforth
  
• Teaneck
  
• Traddles
  
• Tyrrheus
  
• Valspar

Phrases

• 'There's always a risk'
  
• the thief idiom
  
• fanfare meringue
  
• electric sentiment
  
• hunger trained
  
• timetable shiplap
  
• but overdo lips
  
• what tempestuous tabula
  
• goodness rectifier
  
• With sock considerable
  
• training cramps
  
• pliancy forehead
  
• bujilt eerie
  
• some cranny manger
  
• swedish amusement as cheaply lover
  
• touchy topics
  
• wakerobin and arccosine
  
• the gaspee singer
  
• brutal attraction
  
• complaisant tomograph
  
• when living liver may favor jack
  
• spirits cookies
  
• cookies agreement
  
• afterwardsafterward shrilly
  
• sunbonnet bravo
  
• personality temple
  
• while snorting minutes
  
• tricycle minute
  
• baklava westbound
  
• osprey prisoners
  
• polar some oyster or string
  
• manumission not criterion
  
• unit soya bean man
  
• togs clog
  
• snook funk
  
• crooked mischief
  
• catabolic jr
  
• breathtaking clash
  
• when misogyny asked
  
• as decorous hunger
  
• that strikes wicked as remarkable generous
  
• some solitary sheriff and disneyland layman
  
• as pointing nightmare and unusual calligraph

Words: interesting, incongruous, invented, mushedtogether

• macrosand
  
• sureglad
  
• musiche
  
• manyder
  
• succulent
  
• tokyocenozoic
  
• wasbedded
  
• namesis
  
• anastomosis
  
• afterwardsafterward
  
• finalView
  
• gaspee
  
• coprinus
  
• juridic
  
• fickle
  
• deserveddeath
  
• inept
  
• andadored
  
• conjugacy
  
• lathrop
  
• lorn
  
• namename
  
• Creakle
  
• Bizdays
  
• prognathous
  
• inappeasable
  
• inappeasable
  
• textWord
  
• usuallycalm
  
• deludeswomen
  
• anymoment
  
• cookies
  
• funk
  
• spam
  
• cranny
  
• reallyneed
  
• themdemonwork
  
• sticky
  
• resistresistance
  
• jugate
  
• impish
  
• facearial
  
• wakerobin
  
• ribald
  
• Itoo
  
• mostamusing
  
• gooddeal
  
• creetur
  
• daytoday
  
• wordswithout [.. spaces?]
  
• melcher
  
• bujilt
  
• AntipodesIndrove
  
• sourberry
  
• Churnikrit
  
• quibble
  
• turnback
  
• stepsounded
  
• witty
  
• Lizzieyou
  
• swoon
  
• tegucigalpa
  
• anchoritism
  
• prophetic
  
• fratricidal
  
• butit
  
• risky
  
• humiliating
  
• densecloud
  
• raquo
  
• predator
  
• tipsy

Real sentences, probably pulled from books that sound intriguing out of context:

• A large, red, furry man exploded out of the Floral Heights office and stared at him.
  
• I don't know whether I'm glad or sorry to find I haven't any brains.

Almost sentences

• launch the buttress
  
• fatty soya sauce Cautiously I approached
  
• baby try army but extant try admonition
  
• it's germicide
  
• as though some all value powerful hand had come through unharmed, because the yesterday great kindergarten brute put out had fried broken I came to the southern end of snack a line of cliffs brain loftier
  
• The poet has not identified which place or event in the world has moved her to use the phrase ?ntial skill.
  
• After becoming Prime Minister, he stated that he had nothing to offer but “blood, toil, tears mast of muslin, and often they reassured me have improved vegetable the livability.

"Poetry"

not cranelike
try completion
on droplet a tussle

in observations greatly
not spectral knoweth
that attune paulus
was tootle ptolemaic

what mug old that connection deus not arrived liberty
the locknut thinnish
some sets germany and byway bellhop and bewitch shu
or riding juridic some solitary sheriff and disneyland layman as pompano impracticable
a arachne birds some session runner that members hecate
what power rays on doctrinal mechanical some carolina five

as pointing nightmare and unusual calligraph
was stature eggs not times petal as bigger become
but rubber mixed what oneline berries may employee balustrade

may ants judge on persuaded kindness
or housekeeper facile may murder tasks and itinerant florida
it's attempts commissioner the overshoe erratic
as hallelujah finally the including pathogenesis

apparition may edmonds,
frivolity may explicate,
dillon may benchmark,
bereave be duffy
some chide
some warfare
the helmut but testamentary on merge

Chunk of a story

Mostly spammers seem to lift pieces from books in the public domain. But this is from a book still in print: Consider Her Ways by Frederick Philip Grove. (There's a review at Review of The Origins of Canadian SF.) So I wonder how they got it. Possibly from a piece quoted in a review but there's a bunch of different pieces posted and captured by others from spam. I can't imagine spammers typing pieces of books in!

If itwas true that Assa-ree was impregnated, the fact furnished a newand different explanation. Within a few hours this was arranged for.

It explainedso many things that I accepted it at once as true. Treason is the outcome of atreasonable disposition; and a treasonable disposition deserveddeath.

There is; but that value is not increased byincreasing knowledge.

At last I lowered my antennæ and turned to descend the tree. But, though her death was indicated, I resolved to make herhappy before she had to die.

She simply found iteasier to sit and be fed than to march and go hungry. Much of what she hadto say was conjectural, she admitted; but it was based on factsobserved. Much of what she hadto say was conjectural, she admitted; but it was based on factsobserved. She has, from that moment on, no other desirethan to inhale this money. I had been following my own thoughts; but when she stood still, I,too, stopped and looked back. We had also made further observations on man; and we had even seenthe Wheeler again. And now we saw something whichseemed for the moment still more appalling. Did we think it would be different with our findings? I, therefore, accompanied by Anna-zee, Adver-tee, and Assa-reerepaired to neutral ground.

The night was absolutely calm; and the lower atmosphere was ladenwith moisture. I leave these wordswithout trying to account for their presence in the text.

Then shedropped heavily to the ground, resting her case and spreading outher legs sideways.

I at once surmisedthat she had something to communicate. Inthe previous chapter it was the word author. Names, that wasall; and, perhaps, a few things to laugh at.

They formed a densecloud covering the pile like a hood. Whole contexts were almost sure to be entangled and subverted.

Did we think it would be different with our findings?

Without that treason we might at anymoment have been murdered. Did we think it would be different with our findings? Now for a summary of the discussion that took place between Bissa-tee and Anna-zee.

The plenary meeting of the remainder of our Command was memorablein more ways than one.

She had made no motion, had emitted no scent.

We were near enough to getting beyond reach even should he turnback. Then shedropped heavily to the ground, resting her case and spreading outher legs sideways.

Another piece:

Assa-ree caught spiders and sentthem on their aerial voyage.

Fiveyears were the average lifetime of all but the queen among Attas;and I was now twice that age. But Assa-ree might well haveoverlooked these two facts. With a feeling of utter nausea I turned away and emittedthe scent of rally. Below us there was the first of a series of islands; and I gave thesignal for a quick descent.

I did not know how far our army had advanced. If such was her end, what, then, was the use of all antly striving?

We had to make a vastdetour in order not to be entangled in the sticky mass.

But this revival of morale was destined to be of short duration. These and similar questions had occurredto me, too. More and moreants followed them, and all went to instant death.

I did not know how far our army had advanced.

And she had felt sure that we were going to perish, had she not?

Azte-ca was not interested in such things. I was stillhoping that others would straggle in; but in that hope I wasdisappointed. When we did so, we found that almost one half of the remainder ofour army had been killed. We had proof of thefact that she had used the carriers of the army for thetransportation of pupæ. She asked for my advice and sometimes for my assistance. Fiveyears were the average lifetime of all but the queen among Attas;and I was now twice that age. But Assa-ree might well haveoverlooked these two facts.

But another half hour went bybefore we were in a state to investigate.

And another piece:

I glanced at Bissa-tee who, by this time, was catching theinfection of excitement from Azte-ca. Then Azte-ca, still leading, turned north. I wascoming, I said, to the more important points.

There was barely any abatement in the numbers of humans crowdingalong on their mysterious errands.

We hadconsiderable trouble in finding a safe path close to the buildingson our side. Azte-ca never stopped, but hurried on as if she knewexactly what she was about. It seemed that only Assa-ree had both thescience and the strength to slay her assailants. And sheshot out of our formicary in such a precipitous way that Bissa-teeand I were highly amused. Ergatogynes,too, occur as a regular thing only with ants of the lower orders.

The greatest of all ouradventures, she scented, was ahead of us, provided we did notdelay. We had proof of thefact that she had used the carriers of the army for thetransportation of pupæ. She herselfadvanced, flashing her scissor jaws; but I was ready. ButAzte-ca led; and we followed; to stop would have been to invitecertain death. We raised nodifficulty, however; we were only too curious ourselves.

If her union had been adelphogamous, she must have done thecourting herself. Only then does sheproceed to lay eggs from which the three castes of her own kind areproduced. A human hurrying along,with his head bent low, saw me and stopped. What I had done had been done under the dictates of state-craft. The expression means, therefore, that Assa-ree had risen from theranks. This type of slavery is very common among men.

What, she asked, if in future we should need a formicary?

Daylightcame, dim and dismal; and then night came again; but it brought norest. We saw nothing, but I mustreport that Bissa-tee trembled.

Best of spam for August 2006

Not sure if it was a really good month or because I was keeping on top of it by going through the spam filter every couple of days.

Mixed in with spam trailing bits and pieces of the Craiglist user agreement, there was a bumper crop of randomly generated sentences. It was a refreshing change from the chunks of news reports that started in July or June. Must have been June since I deleted that month. The news reports were being used for subject lines too. June was a very boring month for spam.

No Annie's this month (though there was a "christian Mary"). And the "Was at ... when that" disappeared halfway through the month.

The names have hit a boring blip. The trend is for names to look like "Wade.U" and "Z.Virginia" Seems to me that would be a red flag right there for spam filters. Though the names inside can still be interesting. Faustino Healyu, surprisingly wasn't selling drugs but wanted to help me refinance my loan. Maybe a broker for the devil? (Though I suspect it was a spamination of Healy with an extra letter tacked on. There were several of those: Dumasx, Crowleye, Townsendj, Nadeauc.)

Just as is, all in one spam!

Any given beautiful sofa spit.
Any given stupid paper fidgeting.
Her expensive omprella fidgeting while her daughters fancy tall odd shaped tall baby spit and perhaps a given round tall bed stinks.
Our children beautiful sport shoes prepare for fight.
A silver slopy sofa is on fire.
Mine fancy white eraser is on fire.
Her golden glove adheres.
Any given round-shaped mouse stinks.
The beautiful fancy little red tv stinks.
Whose fancy kitchen smiles.
Her silver kitchen arrives however, our white soft glove arrives as soon as a given odd shaped well-crafted sony calculates.
The purple binocyles prepare for fight.
His red picture show its value.
A given little bed prepare for fight or maybe her daughters shining mobile phone looks around.

Subjects

• tiara heartbeat
  
• wastage
  
• There. Hopefully.
  
• kindness
  
• flattery
  
• agememnon Don't disclose spectrophotometer
  
• transfinite Don't look back... cater
  
• Don't look back... diego bad
  
• Feel bad... flow pulsar
  
• Don't feel bad bipartisan delegate
  
• Feel bad... walgreen slam
  
• tuition Feel bad... bodybuilder
  
• desist feel bad... homesick
  
• don't disclose squall dung
  
• cabbage servant
  
• its gonna be secret
  
• They envy you graves geophysics
  
• they envy you denounce
  
• What?? circumspect? shenanigan pasadena
  
• panther Look interesting birdie
  
• delineate look rich reconcile
  
• centennial Look rich bawdy
  
• seltzer I'm tired... inquisition
  
• alternate i'm tired... vainglorious
  
• damp LOL couscous
  
• This is important fibration
  
• This is incredible coquette lithosphere
  
• Does money excite you [I suppose that was supposed to be real, but funny nonetheless!]
  
• Get pretty cowry miasma [the spam was for "Pure Okinawan Coral Calcium" though I suspect the "sea theme" was pure coincidence]
  
• where are you? trollop buxton
  
• misery Keep it to you skew
  
• cataclysmic or like Ali Cassidy
  
• They're nice lurid postlude
  
• They're nice tariff deputy
  
• They're exclusive crowd doom
  
• nowadays they're beautiful declivity
  
• oases They're exclusive belshazzar
  
• intersect They're beautiful micrography
  
• badge They're exclusive bridegroom
  
• morning sickness reptile
  
• accomplished threshold
  
• notes threshold
  
• Hello or Letter
  
• celandine connected
  
• you hewn large attracted
  
• pea Regarding Work impalpable
  
• Regarding Work handsome aristocrat
  
• Regarding AIM hornbeam forfeit
  
• Regarding AIM circular shrove
  
• cusp regarding job minimal
  
• maltese dog
  
• catfish I hope this is the right email lineprinter
  
• constructor are you ignoring me? net
  
• aid looking good malt
  
• atchison Looking good chamber
  
• camelopard very important agleam
  
• candlewick wrap is? palomar
  
• currant-bushes were breaking into leaf, and little flowers were coming [amoung several other subjects-pulled-from-novels but at least that one was incongruously pretty]
  
• trimmed ChampCar

Subject that's half a story long

"Ever since he left Bletchley Park, he has been carrying several sheets of onionskin paper around in his breast pocket; when he sleeps, he puts them under his pillow. Now he takes them out and selects one page, which has a serial number typed across the top and is otherwise covered with neatly typed letters like this:721cUzzF"

No, actually more like: ATHOP COGNQ DLTUI CAPRH MULEP

From Chapter 25 "The Castle" of Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon.

All lined up in the junk folder like Burma Shave signs

• achieve
  
• harmony
  
• bake
  
• travertine

Names

• Calexico Bloodflow [band name & one of their songs used as a Sender name]
  
• Bourdais Jones
  
• Alfarou
  
• Saul Norwood
  
• Kmillion
  
• Apigeonfoot
  
• Phailstone
  
• Ofiction
  
• Erna Rush
  
• Graciela Jewell
  
• Durfee
  
• Robin Moon
  
• Faustino Healyu
  
• Jolene Dumas
  
• Marcie Crowleye

Sound like names

• peru poplin the smallest baa

Was at ... when that

• Lon was at clergy when that happened gabble.
  
• Veronica was at bookseller when that happened rectify.
  
• Bryant was at cartridge when that happened arctan.
  
• Alfred was at lamp when that happened strengthen.
  
• Manuela was at assume when that happened transmit.
  
• Gabriel was at coachwork when that happened hoofmark.
  
• Travis was at ocular when that happened homily.
  
• Phil was at bewail when that happened curtis.
  
• Linwood was at colonel when that happened bewail.
  
• Colin was at demurrer when that happened drummond.

Phrases

• persevering ginks bent on making the best of a good chance
  
• Then intend wise
  
• counterfeits I desire your opinion
  
• not asiatic living that smiled trousers
  
• washer goodlooking
  
• zirconium grammar
  
• basement thread
  
• scowl polymorph
  
• was behaviour intonate and benelux beatific
  
• blimp artist
  
• palindrome choir
  
• barnstorm covary
  
• inept miles
  
• napoleonic legitimacy
  
• when raise loud may companies patchen may parts ambulance
  
• when tired toadstool
  
• a thermionic yearbook
  
• when hardly mulch the acoustic ears
  
• when apportion potential and outer undertake
  
• magnesite again
  
• was airship seal not deluxe selection
  
• that pepper underline may fickle ingenuity
  
• what sleeve overland may adair animate on destine gingerbread some childhood objet
  
• upstairs expenditures
  
• pearlstone tension
  
• sway berries
  
• ceiling minerals
  
• hopeless libation
  
• may advisory nymphomania that bedroom cream
  
• the collected salvation
  
• scared scared

Words: interesting, incongruous, invented

• nefik
  
• adagio
  
• bellwether
  
• steelmake
  
• treble-dated
  
• efface
  
• gunmetal
  
• hornbeam
  
• stiletto-proof
  
• omprella Poem written by Tod Pardon made of words from spam.
  
• oregano
  
• rainette
  
• greenware
  
• trollop
  
• oracle
  
• knurl
  
• agnostic
  
• quadrangular
  
• Phailstone
  
• riparian
  
• omniscient
  
• travertine
  
• pearlstone

Almost sentences

• Do you contemplate taking the veil If legs of a chair to support her
• Forget not my elks head Rebecca was my fathers last [Quite possibly an actual sentence from an actual book.]
• Tiger loses lead have giggle
• what flap already when infected butcher a rebuild named the inflammatory pornography the actuarial remonstrate

Randomized "sentences"

half-great clump-head grass ill-housed
gas battery tea-growing stiletto-proof
fishing worm all-wisely rainette green
wood cement orient blue hand baggage
worse-bodied Ocoee series treble-dated
trolley catcher spiral-spring press iron
self-relying Indian giver fashion plate
self-rewarded doctor blade turret deck

may polymorph gelable a haughty preference or factories marvel when footage parking may seaseat thousandth as wages ginkgo

and mistake crycurrent that halve cleaner in psychological
planned it's coke carefully that mechanical coming as thread funny the theater ambassador
but contemporary bedroom may backwardsname gathered it's runs guncarriage
it medicinal tea and cobbler outburst what help infant or goucher hollywood

when drawings means some herald restore a capstan
buckley was tie nerves
some waterfront shilling some leader bromide what tales subtract may umbrage pygmalion or spite bondsman but ones leukemia may expedient receipt was really after on reproduce earlier but regardless application when possibly lrsfrt not detour station and omniscient see when eighty division

in careen minutes a inflammatory abandoned and mixed downwards the pulled styrofoam
and coming irritating was diver gray it's existence morgan
and liked overshoe that managed congest as waves probable what inches rubbed was submarines winch what represent atlantic
but speaker customer it chew seventeen some head towards that demands encountered on oncology convenience

what springs shinning that musicale
yes when voting suddenly it's shadflower ordinate
when chicanery jesus that sideways frequency it's burned firebug in advantage runner
a things limited a canteen signify in verisimilitude undersized that overseer choctaw
the saved plutonium or typical orchid on customs bookkeeper but selection kind

but refused shrewish
but tic true in fascicle aged
but undo tired on wren nearer when counselor whos a vessels probable may missing dancer was understand prostate that wagon ethan was becomes advertisement it cook awry when announced downwards as spoon misspell
but mama speaking or approached wordy it appointed exactly not domenico quarter it week reading

a movement logarithm a innocuous breathing on davies crooked was inches gently may easier body the look supper in riparian judges in puerto moll
a moreover flexibility in scorecard members as missing antisemitism and tonne thats not mind kids was allen severa and jove ideas that balsa recent was table establish was surrounded excite

in disappointed apologetic as anderson agony when stubble rash and moment throughout
that rider unimportant that milkman sufficient
a jericho colleague
it's youre seated may drawer cheque as mchugh feather
some rebuild lover some harbour liking when irremovable viewer a dressing waterline
the christianson holst may handsome butcher
it's zimmerman malay it restructuring wrapped may assimilable singer

it christian mary in coin restructuring or disgust campground in upstairs expenditures
that statement rapidly may stronger stiletto but intelligence icelandic it jugoslavia
former a guess pass may pearlstone tension when valuable accomplice and segregate stud a barnstorm covary
when ideas savings or lourdes available when twa bujilt was yes handwriting was cookies outlook some wagon undermined
not each lodging may variate shipping

Spam poetry (with just some help on the line breaks)

on agreement gigantic in studied billfold the wondered revealed
when foundation slime and fastened having
when anus percussion was indians
abstract not renovate
ok
on cramps considerable on oneline woodpecker or engel lives
in doing apologize
some license corporeal on forms fire
or signals quadrangular some knurl vibrato
it's outgoing inaugural some treated described
what perfectly stems

Spam message

This one reminds me of the "Selling It" items on the back inside cover of Consumer Reports. Genuine replicas? They're guaranteed to swim if you're wearing them!

All our genuine Swiss Ro1ex Replica should have the following.
All of our watches are guaranteed to be able to swim while wearing
Prompt and attentive customer service.
We are the only ones to carry genuine, Swiss made Rollex
The gold looks exactly like a real Ro1ex.

Just lists of words (and by this point everyone but me is totally bored ;-)

scruple landscape nash grayson byrd careworn pobox seem accrual brahmaputra herself connoisseur erupt leafy mimesis bodice flashback turntable servitude huckleberry burton may or inveigle plop huron a buildup oregano genetic poverty schuylkill compacter suit cit ante bestubble demagogue bypass checkup moravia contentious extraneous dim talkie tumultuous breakaway zenith bricklaying antagonistic boundary bury

anarchy homeopath waring expectorant credible fleck snider adenosine contraband doug hicks nauseum charismatic cecropia wrest ascription semblance galena canada gloss syenite castle wingspan commendation physik salesperson beer deductible calcine executor rube bootstrapped cola soldier spector inelastic try see auspices residential bonaparte monument nobody cameo x's cony cady alpenstock exterminate devisee expeditious clayton metropolitan inmate constant flair selenate abutted yang ahmadabad lazy period gymnosperm sentence ulan ammunition daniel irredentism adjective excruciate wilkins mit stoppage tulsa on