Sunday, April 1, 2007

Best of spam for March 2007

"Ever dream of having a larger.. more thinker peniz!"

Hey! Spam proof positive that men think with their ... Oh, nevermind.

Popular this month once again were spam sports subjects containing tiny spam telling me "Med's are on sale" and a link. Obviously difficult to filter. The other popular spam were nonsense subjects like "! elucidate may croydon but cayuga may cellular it's yaounde" also for medications with several lines of random words (that are the source of all the "but" words like butpigeonhole).
It was a waste of time, useless, undesirable

Honesty in spam I thought at first but then went on ... "movie that just isn't worth seeing." Though contradicting that, inside it said "Don't expect anything but fun from this movie - sit down and enjoy."

Senders
  • Burger Lane
  • Garza York
  • handebao bob


Sound like names
  • labskaus.giftrifluoride the porcupine
  • limpet the shotbush
  • tim the wristwatch
  • dorothea the bullyboy
  • siegfried the weaponry
  • synagogue the bodyguard
  • andre the protophyta
  • nausea the guerdon
  • behest the gladiator
  • teakwood the scamp
  • excel the creature
  • dolan the gift
  • alpenstock the brittle
  • superbly the tangerine
  • dolomite the apostate
  • basswood the boisterous
  • esposito the clapeyron
  • tenon the wahl
  • catskill the hebe
  • lability the quack
  • eavesdropper the anthony
  • rude the oviform
  • conform the cowpox
  • bulky the lobscouse
  • stible the follicular
  • congestive the posit
  • prescriptive the staunch


Words
  • coralberry
  • psychopomp

  • butpigeonhole
  • butbefallen
  • butheighten
  • buthindmost
  • butchange
  • butastronaut
  • butwidespread
  • butpsychology
  • butbladder


Sentences
  • Charlie-the-Unicorn.jpgOh, Google, how I love thee.
  • Nobody could talk to me and make sense of what I was saying.
  • In my book it beats a suave, talking lizard hands down.
  • And a unicorn and a rainbow.
  • Well, Thurston Moore doesn't do quiet.
  • mom and pop stores have been supplanted by the giant retail mom and pop stores
  • Alistair Burnett is editor of the world tonight.
  • This week we're giving away a Line 6 Floor POD Plus Multi-Effects Pedal. No one can make good beer without them.


Phrases
  • ashe'd in hydrogen
  • misogyny the dishes


Sports Subjects
  • bramble Beach volleyball
  • nevertheless Water polo Rinkball
  • bucolic Royal Shrovetide Football Laser Tag Wheelchair rugby
  • cabinetmake Telemark skiing Gaelic handball Table football
  • argo Golf
  • centimeter ZorbingSnowboarding
  • crisp Gaelic handball
  • mauve Roller Hockey
  • anew Other than Racquet sports
  • detriment Hammer throw Speed golf Lotball
  • uranus Ski jumping Tang Soo Do (tangsudo) Artistic gymnastics
  • sandusky Inline hockey
  • real Kabucha Toli (stickball or toli)


Subjects
  • yuor ceirdt crad has been seesdunpd (the offer was for college degrees without attending any classes)
  • Doing God's work with a Lexus and Rolex [though the spam was for viagra]

  • ferretisimo [Italian for "very ferret"?]
  • destruct obfuscate suspense
  • improper jailer
  • FYI: This is importantB extempore
  • cavemen tartar templeton anthracnose
  • look what you did!B bloodshot
  • According to the report, Franck remarked to his wife upon unsealing the first item: "This is strange, it looks like a liver."
  • interlude deanna cowman

  • ! sagebrush may expelled it candlelit be icky it's automatic
  • may weekday on amazon it's extensive but midmorn it's schoolbook
  • on sandstone not soft it's valletta some conifer not epsom
  • malden but dull try godlike may stockholder on septic
  • some confute see deviant in woodcut it's termite not mercurial