Best of spam for April 2006

Some spam from the past. May and June were deleted before I saved them so there's a gap.

Word lists were popular this month as subject lines and tacked on at the end of the email. Usually the subject lines have the structure of sentences or phrases even if the combination of words don't make sense but many of these were just random strings off, often interesting, nouns and adjectives. Also popular was pulling random bits of sentences from particular books. (David Copperfield, DH Lawrence's Women in Love and another was some mystery novel based around a ski resort.) The sentences were just too normal and flowed together too well to be interesting.

Names

• Son Hammer
  
• Imogene Darling
  
• Willie Whitehead

Subjects

• a kestrel radiosonde
  
• codeword kim uptrend
  
• rodolfo may quilt
  
• being blood wayward
  
• lenore it's megaword
  
• much freed and roughshod
  
• then doltish directory
  
• really marquis it's paralysis
  
• which preponderant dung
  
• gilbert it''s commonality
  
• rachell some accession
  
• could crocus its presbytery
  
• may arc puritan
  
• under doll sheaf
  
• even marcy is equine
  
• and piggy acid
  
• foster it's kava
  
• chimney portfolio
  
• off but it's albacore
  
• reed coven
  
• fresnel passive presumptive
  
• series bengal theism
  
• defend coconut skydive

Sound like names

• jeanie the confect
  
• Hilda Homonym
  
• Annie my aberrant
  
• Annie my edifice
  
• Annie my extremum

Phrases

• my wife and her mother The flexural
  
• and dreamed of ancient jew and friendship emblematic
  
• And the Punches said Esmeralda Theres cattle
  
• Do you care for taters said the waiter
  
• hawk fritter
  
• you are a very Daisy
  
• broken wild other man
  
• monster lived who had bought my jacket
  
• I saw Julius Caesar and the new prosthetic
  
• and the congenial sound of the segment vexatious
  
• been overdosed with taters
  
• rumbling out of the spheroidal decreeing of earthenware bitterroot
  
• The abidjan was very fond of music

Almost sentences

• Brant I tell you what my python said my aunt one morning
  
• I shall have nothing to think of then said the fish with a smile but my Dictionary and true Wanda
  
• said the starlight repulsive resignedly that of course he gave up altogether

Words

• besotted
  
• sloshed
  
• nuzzle
  
• swishy
  
• plentitude
  
• haunt
  
• fritter
  
• lampblack
  
• butadiene
  
• duopolist
  
• piddle
  
• teasel
  
• nugatory
  
• soutane
  
• cloy
  
• craw
  
• tableaux
  
• ogre
  
• bosonic
  
• bungle
  
• saracen
  
• lummox
  
• decollimate
  
• embattle
  
• deft
  
• muck
  
• forwent
  
• celestial
  
• coquette
  
• tinge
  
• derison
  
• rift
  
• qualm
  
• britches
  
• promptitude

Best of spam for March 2006

One can never have too many marmots.

Subjects

• dustbin screwworm dustbin
  
• underclothing seizure
  
• crap cocoa dunkirk
  
• of smithereens
  
• havoc thought n thought
  
• titanic minuscule inexcusable
  
• follicle lawyer academy
  
• whether articulate telephony boomerang
  
• horace, some transversal
  
• why not mesoderm
  
• main loudspeaking rubble
  
• plenty bail
  
• part u in bicycle
  
• acrobat cursive
  
• most emery the getty
  
• against electrophorus it's leapt
  
• these sparse it diddle
  
• howz going pewee curb
  
• probably minion the bilinear
  
• jurisprudential cruelty on arcturus
  
• leo on attic
  
• but axis it's encumber
  
• they're perect
  
• buckthorn on private shakespearean
  
• yes nichols its insurance
  
• beethoven backplane at pink
  
• less necromantic not omnipotent
  
• does eater on Visa
  
• study his chiffonier
  
• in buckhorn it's eldest
  
• but accomplice not palatine
  
• catherwood in scather
  
• work oblivious but excommunicate

Random word subjects

• marmot kessler draftee
  
• small moll soverign
  
• coloratura ranier collar plaintive
  
• masochism homonym depository plato
  
• supple trestle dunlop
  
• compulsive cutlet ducat husbandman
  
• billy eye adieu apartheid
  
• nocture blocky inequality
  
• boo

Phrases

• dial tone reflection
  
• comfortable carnage
  
• bones as if she were passing into him in a black
  
• It might be a magical bean that outpaced inflation
  
• as he continued to scrape his chin. among old wooden piles
  
• rumbling out of the hair jockey of gideon dough
  
• to kiss her fan again and shake it at the axial
  
• pigeonry bulldoggy
  
• filled with demon-satisfaction
  
• silence and this black electric comprehension
  
• said the counterpart crook resignedly
  
• what the bradbury do you mean
  
• must rise up before my blue contiguous
  
• dreamed of ancient ebony
  
• be natural and moat
  
• My tunnel Swan
  
• and the masterpieces walk
  
• be natural and dovekie
  
• incessant vacation of obnoxiously charm
  
• stow at stow or even bronzy as in buffalo
  
• needlework serpent

Annie

• Annie my allen
  
• her inducible Annie

"Was at ... when that happened"

These are almost always followed by sentences of the form: "boogie at salina or even crucifixion as in resuscitate" which, at least to my ear, don't have that "almost make sense" feel.

• Elvira was at discernible when that happened downstairs. (The subject of the spam was "Boo")
  
• May was at stow when that happened accomplice.
  
• Marcel was at troika when that happened midday.
  
• Edith was at sunlight when that happened destruct
  
• Art was at armistice when that happened pintail.
  
• supremacy was at accommodate when that happened dupe.
  
• laity was at sourwood when that happened stimulant.
  
• Jerry was at empire when that happened lipread.
  
• Jo was at addition when that happened forgotten.
  
• Cyril was at trial when that happened sacrilege.
  
• volition was at expellable when that happened miami.
  
• divorce was at devonshire when that happened breech.
  
• John was at embower when that happened huff.
  
• collapsible was at impropriety when that happened multi.
  
• coneflower was at ftc when that happened cautionary.
  
• sterile was at doubleheader when that happened costume.
  
• Alisha was at earthquake when that happened genius.
  
• Sadie was at obtrude when that happened pam.

Almost sentences

• and dreamed of ancient doctorate Golden and friendship panorama
  
• with a subtle friction of electricity brain he was no longer responsible
  
• Still her voice looked foolish
  
• He looked round for a waiter Get me a other window Then the Pussum took her place
  
• Are you afraid of their biting or is it a The Pussum looked at him with a slow slow
  
• The Pussum turned on bones as if she were passing into him
  
• flattering indicative of silent partner was infest the dent
  
• Hes going to cat Maxim said the Pussum warningly

Words

• harpy

Spammer names

• German Vickers
  
• Sabrina Rose

Sound like names

• Freddie metaphor
  
• plishing chloette the communist
  
• duonly of sometida a smarm of lscpdx