Saturday, April 1, 2006

Best of spam for March 2006

One can never have too many marmots.

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  • dustbin screwworm dustbin
  • underclothing seizure
  • crap cocoa dunkirk
  • of smithereens
  • havoc thought n thought
  • titanic minuscule inexcusable
  • follicle lawyer academy
  • whether articulate telephony boomerang
  • horace, some transversal
  • why not mesoderm
  • main loudspeaking rubble
  • plenty bail
  • part u in bicycle
  • acrobat cursive
  • most emery the getty
  • against electrophorus it's leapt
  • these sparse it diddle
  • howz going pewee curb
  • probably minion the bilinear
  • jurisprudential cruelty on arcturus
  • leo on attic
  • but axis it's encumber
  • they're perect
  • buckthorn on private shakespearean
  • yes nichols its insurance
  • beethoven backplane at pink
  • less necromantic not omnipotent
  • does eater on Visa
  • study his chiffonier
  • in buckhorn it's eldest
  • but accomplice not palatine
  • catherwood in scather
  • work oblivious but excommunicate
Random word subjectsmarmot3.jpg
  • marmot kessler draftee
  • small moll soverign
  • coloratura ranier collar plaintive
  • masochism homonym depository plato
  • supple trestle dunlop
  • compulsive cutlet ducat husbandman
  • billy eye adieu apartheid
  • nocture blocky inequality
  • boo
Phrases
  • dial tone reflection
  • comfortable carnage
  • bones as if she were passing into him in a black
  • It might be a magical bean that outpaced inflation
  • as he continued to scrape his chin. among old wooden piles
  • rumbling out of the hair jockey of gideon dough
  • to kiss her fan again and shake it at the axial
  • pigeonry bulldoggy
  • filled with demon-satisfaction
  • silence and this black electric comprehension
  • said the counterpart crook resignedly
  • what the bradbury do you mean
  • must rise up before my blue contiguous
  • dreamed of ancient ebony
  • be natural and moat
  • My tunnel Swan
  • and the masterpieces walk
  • be natural and dovekie
  • incessant vacation of obnoxiously charm
  • stow at stow or even bronzy as in buffalo
  • needlework serpent
Annie
  • Annie my allen
  • her inducible Annie
"Was at ... when that happened"

These are almost always followed by sentences of the form: "boogie at salina or even crucifixion as in resuscitate" which, at least to my ear, don't have that "almost make sense" feel.
  • marmot4.jpgElvira was at discernible when that happened downstairs. (The subject of the spam was "Boo")
  • May was at stow when that happened accomplice.
  • Marcel was at troika when that happened midday.
  • Edith was at sunlight when that happened destruct
  • Art was at armistice when that happened pintail.
  • supremacy was at accommodate when that happened dupe.
  • laity was at sourwood when that happened stimulant.
  • Jerry was at empire when that happened lipread.
  • Jo was at addition when that happened forgotten.
  • Cyril was at trial when that happened sacrilege.
  • volition was at expellable when that happened miami.
  • divorce was at devonshire when that happened breech.
  • John was at embower when that happened huff.
  • collapsible was at impropriety when that happened multi.
  • coneflower was at ftc when that happened cautionary.
  • sterile was at doubleheader when that happened costume.
  • Alisha was at earthquake when that happened genius.
  • Sadie was at obtrude when that happened pam.
Almost sentences
  • and dreamed of ancient doctorate Golden and friendship panorama
  • with a subtle friction of electricity brain he was no longer responsible
  • Still her voice looked foolish
  • He looked round for a waiter Get me a other window Then the Pussum took her place
  • Are you afraid of their biting or is it a The Pussum looked at him with a slow slow
  • The Pussum turned on bones as if she were passing into him
  • flattering indicative of silent partner was infest the dent
  • Hes going to cat Maxim said the Pussum warningly
Words
  • harpy
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  • German Vickers
  • Sabrina Rose
Sound like names
  • Freddie metaphor
  • plishing chloette the communist
  • duonly of sometida a smarm of lscpdx

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