Best of spam for April 2006

Some spam from the past. May and June were deleted before I saved them so there's a gap.

Word lists were popular this month as subject lines and tacked on at the end of the email. Usually the subject lines have the structure of sentences or phrases even if the combination of words don't make sense but many of these were just random strings off, often interesting, nouns and adjectives. Also popular was pulling random bits of sentences from particular books. (David Copperfield, DH Lawrence's Women in Love and another was some mystery novel based around a ski resort.) The sentences were just too normal and flowed together too well to be interesting.

Names

• Son Hammer
  
• Imogene Darling
  
• Willie Whitehead

Subjects

• a kestrel radiosonde
  
• codeword kim uptrend
  
• rodolfo may quilt
  
• being blood wayward
  
• lenore it's megaword
  
• much freed and roughshod
  
• then doltish directory
  
• really marquis it's paralysis
  
• which preponderant dung
  
• gilbert it''s commonality
  
• rachell some accession
  
• could crocus its presbytery
  
• may arc puritan
  
• under doll sheaf
  
• even marcy is equine
  
• and piggy acid
  
• foster it's kava
  
• chimney portfolio
  
• off but it's albacore
  
• reed coven
  
• fresnel passive presumptive
  
• series bengal theism
  
• defend coconut skydive

Sound like names

• jeanie the confect
  
• Hilda Homonym
  
• Annie my aberrant
  
• Annie my edifice
  
• Annie my extremum

Phrases

• my wife and her mother The flexural
  
• and dreamed of ancient jew and friendship emblematic
  
• And the Punches said Esmeralda Theres cattle
  
• Do you care for taters said the waiter
  
• hawk fritter
  
• you are a very Daisy
  
• broken wild other man
  
• monster lived who had bought my jacket
  
• I saw Julius Caesar and the new prosthetic
  
• and the congenial sound of the segment vexatious
  
• been overdosed with taters
  
• rumbling out of the spheroidal decreeing of earthenware bitterroot
  
• The abidjan was very fond of music

Almost sentences

• Brant I tell you what my python said my aunt one morning
  
• I shall have nothing to think of then said the fish with a smile but my Dictionary and true Wanda
  
• said the starlight repulsive resignedly that of course he gave up altogether

Words

• besotted
  
• sloshed
  
• nuzzle
  
• swishy
  
• plentitude
  
• haunt
  
• fritter
  
• lampblack
  
• butadiene
  
• duopolist
  
• piddle
  
• teasel
  
• nugatory
  
• soutane
  
• cloy
  
• craw
  
• tableaux
  
• ogre
  
• bosonic
  
• bungle
  
• saracen
  
• lummox
  
• decollimate
  
• embattle
  
• deft
  
• muck
  
• forwent
  
• celestial
  
• coquette
  
• tinge
  
• derison
  
• rift
  
• qualm
  
• britches
  
• promptitude