Best of spam for February 2007

This month spam went colorful.

A resurgence of sports spam but mostly it was dozens of random word titles like:

the aida may hoover be alabama some poinsettia may eelgrass
be alexis the buddha the excrescent on assignee , weatherstrip
try freewheel on zomba see drowse , haven try pinkie

Senders

• Pasadena Dan
  
• Driver Craig
  
• Minsk McCallum
  
• richard-dawson-luvs.every1
  
• Wade Snep
  
• Whaley Dobson
  
• Foster Whalen
  
• Roman Jean
  
• burgher Zourkhaneh
  
• Melanie Butcher
  
• ship do
  
• aware happens
  
• Ozzy Osborne (who wanted to tell me about Shania. Inside was just a stock spam though there was a cryptic message "Offspring ozzy osborne queen rammstein".)

Sound like names

• sheppard the fatuous
  
• alexis the buddha
  
• haitian the doorway
  
• doorway the magistrate
  
• beggary the echinoderm
  
• placate the agreed
  
• preston the brenner
  
• emma the eavesdropper
  
• edwards the shroud
  
• kimono the bub
  
• berkeley the repertoire
  
• bobcat the blur 
  
• artificial the spatula
  
• neurosis the tampon
  
• ceil the anion
  
• sophisticate the directorial
  
• springy the elicit
  
• ontraband the ferret
  
• permutation the gin
  
• vicious chalmers
  
• warty atwater
  
• ned butchassis
  
• anatomic the cutset
  
• abo and christopher it reese
  
• cleric the pupil

Sentences

• This bike is imported from Holland and has the right V.
  
• They bear no other errand Who will comfort them with kisses.
  
• The door to your room stands slightly open now with sudden swift emergence.
  
• "If somebody tells us drink some Kool-Aid and we'll go to heaven, that's not true. We are already in heavenly places," follower Martita Roca told CNN after having 666 tattooed onto her ankle.

Almost makes sense

• He had a fire was being told by a pulse slowing LIGHT breezes dance along the air of testes flattened.
  
• Puppet artist, aka kiss death.
  
• Outdoors in sandbox indoors watching?
  
• Name mommys birthday cake notice how sides are, not.
  
• Nookie comment limps explains raise.
  
• Dream genie, im just, another.
  
• Attention stewarts boxer shorts?
  
• Retirement, make, one thanks mom?
  
• Zoo posing for camera in their dance shoes april.
  
• Evn then he dreamt of drink and lucky play
  
• Tease her Stop pie.
  
• "Have you tied the speedily tire knot?" shut balance inquired the first speakstomach. "And when shall we damaged apple plough know?" inquired Franz.
  
• every hour in the night the wheel revolved and sent the proper signal.
  
• try freedom it placid.
  
• bechef maydestroy !
  
• They press through the dim green light.
  
• the one we call buoyancy Life has new Meaning.
  
• it's christian a proverbial.
  
• it clotho a kamikaze.
  
• joaquin may eagle.
  
• silicone but bakelite it inexpiable.
  
• boa and wafer not appropriable.
  
• bedimming but ballard in shedir.
  
• not freakish in bimini.

More happy happy loan offers

• Were extremely pleasantly surprised to have received your home bank offer approval.
  (Part of the address was: buhgeodeceiveventisfer...monstrousbooty)
  
• The company is really happy to look at your home refinance request acceptance
  
• Were exceedingly excited to obtain your home loan inquiry confirmation.

Headlines

• Roof sets misses telethon.
  
• Dropping writing billy joel, disses.

Advertisements

• "The wine press of God!"
  
• Bring average age table down without prompting!
  
• Average age table down without prompting perch chair?
  
• Bring average, age table down, without prompting, perch.

Words

• butbarnacle
  
• syrupy
  
• pilewort
  
• andromache
  
• raffish
  
• bufflehead
  
• layton
  
• hopple
  
• nomogram
  
• eigenspace
  
• heraclitus
  
• evildoer
  
• saxifrage
  
• checkerberry
  
• decile
  
• pirogue
  
• tarantara
  
• bursty
  
• turbidity
  
• panjandrum
  
• tumbrel
  
• besprite
  
• seecopter 
  
• seeterbium
  
• seecan't
  
• seecontinuo

Phrases

• bodhisattva nymphomaniac 
  
• the melancholy bostonian hind
  
• thorny melange
  
• the correlative of the wing
  
• callisto stephanie poop
  
• pineapple birth
  
• aircraft horsefly
  
• wretched creature in a nightshirt

Subjects

• peaceable corrupt
  
• It can't spy on the keyboard
  
• welcome encouraged laquo
  
• do not like the big winds song
  
• One moment of your day could change your life
  
• Do you mind Sir better
  
• it's mulish and grandiloquent
  
• ©as|n0bale (L33t!)
  
• For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, so that each one may receive good or evil, according to what he has done in the body.

Sports spam made a brief reappearance

• class Carambole billiard Bungee jumping
  
• eveready Trick Shot Snooker Skittles Rugby league
  
• marjoram Road bicycle racing Haggis Hurling Pool 
  
• getty Kempo Weightlifting
  
• snowmobile Trick Shot Snooker 
  
• and bodybuild , viscometer be frowzy be conservation it's symphony
  
• molecular Swimming Modern pentathlon Ski flying 
  
• castanet Caving Dog sports: See List of dog sports Throwball
  
• bondsman Short track speed skating Polo
  
• papua Shot put Motor Vehicle racingJavelin
  
• chromatography Paddleball Curling
  
• haze Gaelic football Basketball Bandy
  
• trail Racquet (or racket) sports
  
• basilisk Skiing or Snowboard sportsTug of war Sports where a player use a racquet (or racket) to hit a ball or other objects.
  
• vinyl Gliding
  
• disulfide Wushu Soft tennis
  
• chignon Ice hockey Gliding Basque pelota
  
• maxwell Bossaball BASEketball Keysport (La Llave)

Poetry

• on amethystine but arpeggio it's doctorate the adamant , althea
  
• on coolidge may dulcet be lyra try carmen not jam
  
• be ethylene and crocus try trigram in mush try propelled the halstead it's stopcock may derision and salute may hollow try creepy a standpoint try baggy it's necklace the sailboat
  
• it accordion it's memoranda ! deprecatory but seventeenth may figaro
  
• may storm may exhaustion see conch the atmosphere some dare it blomquist but hippy the substantive on xavier may ulster in coulter not bluebird and pa on stunk on frugal
  
• on wobble the incurring but diamond it ash , accelerate some barnett and contributor not amplitude try snare try mo a superb it's catchup see apocalypse see calvinist may benzedrine

Best of spam for January 2007

The only trend this month was chunks of Aristotle's writings. I'm sure he'd be pleased that his works were enjoying such wide distribution 2300 years later.

Spam haiku

on paint on card
see safe in lift
a daughter

Cultural spam
Aristotle by way of spam

"Thus it would seem that the perceptible exists before perception."

Happiness is offering a mortgage refinancing.

• We are intensely gladdened to be given your home finance invitation confirmation.
  
• We are without any doubt pleased to receive your home mortgage inquiry acceptance.
  
• Our megacorp is without a doubt honored to have gotten your house finance invitation confirmation.
  
• We are undoubtedly gladdened to get your home refinance application acceptance.
  
• Our corporation is unmistakably grateful to take your house refinance petition acceptance.
  
• Were seriously delighted to secure your home bank request acceptance.
  
• We are really overjoyed to have gained your home refinancing requisition affirmation.

More poetry
Well it looks like poetry. That's the important part. It arrived just as is with line breaks and poetically smushedtogetherwords.

Or, perhaps, it's a word search. How many plant names can you find?

oxonian deflater beethoven
opposite uppercut
cryptanalystconstruct
malt
banquet airfare pipsissewadougherty
punditrycrisscross cloture

bewitch crime behead
niamey jorgenson
bullwhackcubbyhole
redactor
walcott steeplebush vitamincreditor
cheeseclothamman villainous

Random word subjects

• small wind necessary tendency respect food
  
• day liquid sweet thumb mine table delicate 
  
• safe pipe way normal tired shoe nut  
  
• agreement dust dark present respect clock seed 
  
• time belief arm wall screw wise
  
• jill glaze typography maneuver gaspee
  
• bourgeoisie ferromagnetism bounty narcosis
  
• drawer town coat person digestion bright dependent hate
  
• chromatograph

Names that were subjects

• Britton Boothy Dagi Angelique Rieux
  
• Drazac Koko O'Banion Biff
  
• Cicero Colie Salvatore Gen. Didriksen
  
• Vocalist Nocker Blair cinema Hopkins
  
• Bwana Bram Juhns McNasty Canfield Glahn Biggles
  
• Cocq Bolard Durin Anaheim Gorch Ronda Shaff 
  
• Bareacres Cravat Cassandra Lebanon Grunia Cairon

Unusual sender names

• suppose
  
• Numbers Vasquez
  
• Orval Scold
  
• plutocracy
  
• Bourgeois Elevator
  
• Charles Served
  
• Isiah A. Smiley
  
• Marietta Dockside
  
• Delta Plane
  
• Exuberant Santa
  
• Deon quartermaster
  
• Bolden Francisco
  
• Subject Part
  
• Influx Whered
  
• ocean of [nnever] (the subject was "nnever")
  
• under control (subject: AA meetings)
  
• Born Ubiquity
  
• Woodall Ingenious
  
• Debauchery Janna (she had watches "for all Aristocratic Reunions")
  
• Gage Bilinear
  
• Maryann Civilize (she had watches "for all Important Parties")
  
• Tripp Condescend
  
• Stickle Gross  (she (?) had watches "for all Privileged Occasions")
  
• obstinacy
  
• Tracy Possibilities

Long long "names" (inside spam)

• Caighn Hanka Bryony Guehne Claridge Craymire Dona Poussin Acres Ardant Cranston Captain--Guardia Delaval Jacko Daughter-in-law Vadas Stub Hendon Callaway Cleaner Mule
  
  
• Imperia Cutler Petrovitch reabenis Bernice Dwarf Sini Szabo Thorson Guidon Chiromant Aventuro Assine Triam Country
  
  
• Vartuhi Calixe Edmondo Kinski Mary-Lou Rolls-Royce Slush later Bent vampire Boray Froman Shem Dectective Huebner Euston Flossie Saint-Auban Spoor Abra Danaher Drobeny Turnpit Co-pilot

More Johnson euphemisms

• You have a lot to gain...
  
• Fatten up your sausage
  
• be a hero in bed
  
• 20 percent more width
  
• Supercharge

Phrases

• adieu dissipate campus amarillo
  
• ardent stag
  
• regal beryl iterate
  
• coerce nobody bilabial
  
• incompatible bisque
  
• fernery battle scorch

Sentences

• You can use the floor to explore your body.
  
• Oh, and the new alien monsters are a waste of time.
  
• In the morning, you'll find hot lingonberry juice by your bed.
  
• There's even the fierce Dragon Slide to watch over the throne.
  
• You don't want to randomly pick one, that doesn't seem right.
  
• But shall celestial discord never cease?
  
• on the face of the elk were the Barons initials inlaid in gold

Almost makes sense

• different cultures will be subject to produce a cleaner more precise product
  
  
• available to anyone with a television, VCR, six-pack and a couple digital creature made up of a string of computer instructions
  
  
• I have a dreadful terror girl
  
  
• Naething kenspeckle, said he
  
  
• for if that Socrates was well was a fact, then that sequence of their being cannot be reversed.
  
  
• should be either black or white, cold or hot, for something impossible.
  
  
• Bring back time when girls were yours. Unlike so many maestros who have made their sprightly somnambulist to us
  
  
• Honey is by certain permanent and lasting affections, are called affective is explained as the double of something.
  
  
• but her comrades or I should say followers were ragged gillies,
  
  
• the cup or rail , design it's responsible be salt 
  
  
• pursuit that would not lie too heavily upon her purse and to do my duty in it  whatever it might
  
  
• "For years I've longed for some "Oho!" the Captain said, "I see!" But what are dukes and viscounts to He fanned himself into a flame, With ungrammatical lips, MISS DARDY'S developing charms, For all the wealth of PLUTUS--
  
  
• I shall have nothing to think of then  said the foundation  with a smile  but my Dictionary and
  This was addressed to the waiter  who had been very attentive to our recognition  at a distance
  
  
• "Release these maidens, sir, Of that charnel-house, Society. The deuce there was to pay No airy fairy she, Her wails no longer rang, "Pish!" proudly sneered his GENERAL JOHN,
  
  
• Day had returned No ray of light smatter into the vinyl of the cavern It being high water the entrance
  
  
• MADEMOISELLE DE LA SAUCE MAYONNAISEI'd hie me far away!" And WILLIAM'S little wife are dead; He called inside the gateBoat Navigation Companee. MISTER CLOSE expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And blessings shall reward you. Without a castle wall, Within its shade?
  
  
• necessary that the one or the other should be present in numbers. properly so called have, we may safely say, been enumerated.
  
  
• see janitorial be anything a chunk some prank some alveolus
  
  
• But Miss Heartwell theres something just visible in the
  being in a beastly condition  and our house tedious enough  I remained here tonight instead of going

A special subset of “Almost makes sense”: Yoda spam

• Having lunch, home seem making progress hasnt.
  
• Staying frequent trips grocery stores lunches.
  
• Buying groceries having lunch home seem.
  
• John lennon jude lennons finds.
  
• War draft plan backfires falls dvd should.
  
• Be, provided copyright intended currently viewing version please credits.
  
• Lost little miss sunshine.
  
• More decided comment brave action signing.
  
• Home seem making progress.
  
• Right glad hear next bc management powered cutenews archives.
  
• County sheriffs department team paid play?
  
• Additions, recent, wfamily dior beverly hills added bobby doesnt.

Standard spam poetry

a carabao
it's tribesman and detonable
may contretemps
may combine

it's gingham!
minoan
or afterimage
or octant some morgue

Subjects

• klack
  
• He is buffalo
  
• shelters whisper
  
• her no dimension
  
• so dominic voluntarily
  
• Wondering Completely
  
• swum briefcase othello
  
• loud and Compensable
  
• better Illusory addressed
  
• Freshly but dank Lenticular
  
• try tendency , old and awake try field and burn
  
• some orange it's leg , medical and note on meal 
  
• a system and stop , sponge on tongue try pencil
  
• some electronic a imaginate a vermont on feline but
  
• and discovery on competition in bridge ! regret be ray
  
• instant cranium incumbent contralto himself astigmatism
  
• and zest the chose , bergson not porphyry it programmer
  
• it colleague not tyrannic it adultery may affricate ! animate 
  
• may adenine a blackmail it's auction some minutiae it glued
  
• and camelback a retire and egyptian not ammunition a bellman
  
• of using the medicine must be weighed against the good it will dimensions