Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Best of spam for February 2007

This month spam went colorful.

A resurgence of sports spam but mostly it was dozens of random word titles like:
the aida may hoover be alabama some poinsettia may eelgrass
be alexis the buddha the excrescent on assignee , weatherstrip
try freewheel on zomba see drowse , haven try pinkie

Senders
  • Pasadena Dan
  • Driver Craig
  • Minsk McCallum
    richardawson.jpg
  • richard-dawson-luvs.every1
  • Wade Snep
  • Whaley Dobson
  • Foster Whalen
  • Roman Jean
  • burgher Zourkhaneh
  • Melanie Butcher
  • ship do
  • aware happens
  • Ozzy Osborne (who wanted to tell me about Shania. Inside was just a stock spam though there was a cryptic message "Offspring ozzy osborne queen rammstein".)

Sound like names
  • sheppard the fatuous
  • alexis the buddha
  • haitian the doorway
  • doorway the magistrate
  • beggary the echinoderm
  • placate the agreed
  • preston the brenner
  • emma the eavesdropper
  • edwards the shroud
  • kimono the bub
  • berkeley the repertoire
  • bobcat the blur 
  • artificial the spatula
  • neurosis the tampon
  • ceil the anion
  • sophisticate the directorial
  • springy the elicit
  • ontraband the ferret
  • permutation the gin
  • vicious chalmers
  • warty atwater
  • ned butchassis
  • anatomic the cutset
  • abo and christopher it reese
  • cleric the pupil

Sentences
  • This bike is imported from Holland and has the right V.
  • They bear no other errand Who will comfort them with kisses.
  • The door to your room stands slightly open now with sudden swift emergence.
  • "If somebody tells us drink some Kool-Aid and we'll go to heaven, that's not true. We are already in heavenly places," follower Martita Roca told CNN after having 666 tattooed onto her ankle.

Almost makes sense
  • He had a fire was being told by a pulse slowing LIGHT breezes dance along the air of testes flattened.
  • Puppet artist, aka kiss death.
  • Outdoors in sandbox indoors watching?
  • Name mommys birthday cake notice how sides are, not.
  • Nookie comment limps explains raise.
  • Dream genie, im just, another.
  • Attention stewarts boxer shorts?
  • Retirement, make, one thanks mom?
  • Zoo posing for camera in their dance shoes april.
  • Evn then he dreamt of drink and lucky play
  • Tease her Stop pie.
  • "Have you tied the speedily tire knot?" shut balance inquired the first speakstomach. "And when shall we damaged apple plough know?" inquired Franz.
  • every hour in the night the wheel revolved and sent the proper signal.
  • try freedom it placid.
  • bechef maydestroy !
  • They press through the dim green light.
  • the one we call buoyancy Life has new Meaning.
  • it's christian a proverbial.
  • it clotho a kamikaze.
  • joaquin may eagle.
  • silicone but bakelite it inexpiable.
  • boa and wafer not appropriable.
  • bedimming but ballard in shedir.
  • not freakish in bimini.

More happy happy loan offers
  • Were extremely pleasantly surprised to have received your home bank offer approval.
    (Part of the address was: buhgeodeceiveventisfer...monstrousbooty)
  • The company is really happy to look at your home refinance request acceptance
  • Were exceedingly excited to obtain your home loan inquiry confirmation.

Headlines
  • Roof sets misses telethon.
  • Dropping writing billy joel, disses.

Advertisements
  • winepressofgod.jpg"The wine press of God!"
  • Bring average age table down without prompting!
  • Average age table down without prompting perch chair?
  • Bring average, age table down, without prompting, perch.

Words
  • butbarnacle
  • syrupy
  • pilewort
  • andromache
  • raffish
  • bufflehead
  • layton
  • hopple
  • nomogram
  • eigenspace
  • heraclitus
  • evildoer
  • saxifrage
  • checkerberry
  • decile
  • pirogue
  • tarantara
  • bursty
  • turbidity
  • panjandrum
  • tumbrel
  • besprite
  • seecopter 
  • seeterbium
  • seecan't
  • seecontinuo

Phrases
  • bodhisattva nymphomaniac 
  • the melancholy bostonian hind
  • thorny melange
  • the correlative of the wing
  • callisto stephanie poop
  • pineapple birth
  • aircraft horsefly
  • wretched creature in a nightshirt

Subjects
  • peaceable corrupt
  • It can't spy on the keyboard
  • welcome encouraged laquo
  • do not like the big winds song
  • One moment of your day could change your life
  • Do you mind Sir better
  • it's mulish and grandiloquent
  • ©as|n0bale (L33t!)
  • For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, so that each one may receive good or evil, according to what he has done in the body.

Sports spam made a brief reappearance
  • class Carambole billiard Bungee jumping
  • eveready Trick Shot Snooker Skittles Rugby league
  • marjoram Road bicycle racing Haggis Hurling Pool 
  • getty Kempo Weightlifting
  • snowmobile Trick Shot Snooker 
  • and bodybuild , viscometer be frowzy be conservation it's symphony
  • molecular Swimming Modern pentathlon Ski flying 
  • castanet Caving Dog sports: See List of dog sports Throwball
  • bondsman Short track speed skating Polo
  • papua Shot put Motor Vehicle racingJavelin
  • chromatography Paddleball Curling
  • haze Gaelic football Basketball Bandy
  • trail Racquet (or racket) sports
  • basilisk Skiing or Snowboard sportsTug of war Sports where a player use a racquet (or racket) to hit a ball or other objects.
  • vinyl Gliding
  • disulfide Wushu Soft tennis
  • chignon Ice hockey Gliding Basque pelota
  • maxwell Bossaball BASEketball Keysport (La Llave)

Poetry
  • on amethystine but arpeggio it's doctorate the adamant , althea
  • on coolidge may dulcet be lyra try carmen not jam
  • be ethylene and crocus try trigram in mush try propelled the halstead it's stopcock may derision and salute may hollow try creepy a standpoint try baggy it's necklace the sailboat
  • it accordion it's memoranda ! deprecatory but seventeenth may figaro
  • may storm may exhaustion see conch the atmosphere some dare it blomquist but hippy the substantive on xavier may ulster in coulter not bluebird and pa on stunk on frugal
  • on wobble the incurring but diamond it ash , accelerate some barnett and contributor not amplitude try snare try mo a superb it's catchup see apocalypse see calvinist may benzedrine

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