Spam haiku
on paint on card
see safe in lift
a daughter
Cultural spam
Aristotle by way of spam
"Thus it would seem that the perceptible exists before perception."
Happiness is offering a mortgage refinancing.
- We are intensely gladdened to be given your home finance invitation confirmation.
- We are without any doubt pleased to receive your home mortgage inquiry acceptance.
- Our megacorp is without a doubt honored to have gotten your house finance invitation confirmation.
- We are undoubtedly gladdened to get your home refinance application acceptance.
- Our corporation is unmistakably grateful to take your house refinance petition acceptance.
- Were seriously delighted to secure your home bank request acceptance.
- We are really overjoyed to have gained your home refinancing requisition affirmation.
More poetry
Well it looks like poetry. That's the important part. It arrived just as is with line breaks and poetically smushedtogetherwords.Or, perhaps, it's a word search. How many plant names can you find?
oxonian deflater beethoven
opposite uppercut
cryptanalystconstruct
malt
banquet airfare pipsissewadougherty
punditrycrisscross cloture
bewitch crime behead
niamey jorgenson
bullwhackcubbyhole
redactor
walcott steeplebush vitamincreditor
cheeseclothamman villainous
Random word subjects
- small wind necessary tendency respect food
- day liquid sweet thumb mine table delicate
- safe pipe way normal tired shoe nut
- agreement dust dark present respect clock seed
- time belief arm wall screw wise
- jill glaze typography maneuver gaspee
- bourgeoisie ferromagnetism bounty narcosis
- drawer town coat person digestion bright dependent hate
- chromatograph
Names that were subjects
- Britton Boothy Dagi Angelique Rieux
- Drazac Koko O'Banion Biff
- Cicero Colie Salvatore Gen. Didriksen
- Vocalist Nocker Blair cinema Hopkins
- Bwana Bram Juhns McNasty Canfield Glahn Biggles
- Cocq Bolard Durin Anaheim Gorch Ronda Shaff
- Bareacres Cravat Cassandra Lebanon Grunia Cairon
Unusual sender names
- suppose
- Numbers Vasquez
- Orval Scold
- plutocracy
- Bourgeois Elevator
- Charles Served
- Isiah A. Smiley
- Marietta Dockside
- Delta Plane
- Exuberant Santa
- Deon quartermaster
- Bolden Francisco
- Subject Part
- Influx Whered
- ocean of [nnever] (the subject was "nnever")
- under control (subject: AA meetings)
- Born Ubiquity
- Woodall Ingenious
- Debauchery Janna (she had watches "for all Aristocratic Reunions")
- Gage Bilinear
- Maryann Civilize (she had watches "for all Important Parties")
- Tripp Condescend
- Stickle Gross (she (?) had watches "for all Privileged Occasions")
- obstinacy
- Tracy Possibilities
Long long "names" (inside spam)
Caighn Hanka Bryony Guehne Claridge Craymire Dona Poussin Acres Ardant Cranston Captain--Guardia Delaval Jacko Daughter-in-law Vadas Stub Hendon Callaway Cleaner Mule- Imperia Cutler Petrovitch reabenis Bernice Dwarf Sini Szabo Thorson Guidon Chiromant Aventuro Assine Triam Country
- Vartuhi Calixe Edmondo Kinski Mary-Lou Rolls-Royce Slush later Bent vampire Boray Froman Shem Dectective Huebner Euston Flossie Saint-Auban Spoor Abra Danaher Drobeny Turnpit Co-pilot
More Johnson euphemisms
- You have a lot to gain...
- Fatten up your sausage
- be a hero in bed
- 20 percent more width
- Supercharge
Phrases
- adieu dissipate campus amarillo
- ardent stag
- regal beryl iterate
- coerce nobody bilabial
- incompatible bisque
- fernery battle scorch
Sentences
- You can use the floor to explore your body.
- Oh, and the new alien monsters are a waste of time.
- In the morning, you'll find hot lingonberry juice by your bed.
- There's even the fierce Dragon Slide to watch over the throne.
- You don't want to randomly pick one, that doesn't seem right.
- But shall celestial discord never cease?
- on the face of the elk were the Barons initials inlaid in gold
Almost makes sense
different cultures will be subject to produce a cleaner more precise product- available to anyone with a television, VCR, six-pack and a couple digital creature made up of a string of computer instructions
- I have a dreadful terror girl
- Naething kenspeckle, said he
- for if that Socrates was well was a fact, then that sequence of their being cannot be reversed.
- should be either black or white, cold or hot, for something impossible.
- Bring back time when girls were yours. Unlike so many maestros who have made their sprightly somnambulist to us
- Honey is by certain permanent and lasting affections, are called affective is explained as the double of something.
- but her comrades or I should say followers were ragged gillies,
- the cup or rail , design it's responsible be salt
- pursuit that would not lie too heavily upon her purse and to do my duty in it whatever it might
- "For years I've longed for some "Oho!" the Captain said, "I see!" But what are dukes and viscounts to He fanned himself into a flame, With ungrammatical lips, MISS DARDY'S developing charms, For all the wealth of PLUTUS--
- I shall have nothing to think of then said the foundation with a smile but my Dictionary and
This was addressed to the waiter who had been very attentive to our recognition at a distance - "Release these maidens, sir, Of that charnel-house, Society. The deuce there was to pay No airy fairy she, Her wails no longer rang, "Pish!" proudly sneered his GENERAL JOHN,
- Day had returned No ray of light smatter into the vinyl of the cavern It being high water the entrance
- MADEMOISELLE DE LA SAUCE MAYONNAISEI'd hie me far away!" And WILLIAM'S little wife are dead; He called inside the gateBoat Navigation Companee. MISTER CLOSE expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And blessings shall reward you. Without a castle wall, Within its shade?
- necessary that the one or the other should be present in numbers. properly so called have, we may safely say, been enumerated.
- see janitorial be anything a chunk some prank some alveolus
- But Miss Heartwell theres something just visible in the
being in a beastly condition and our house tedious enough I remained here tonight instead of going
A special subset of “Almost makes sense”: Yoda spam
- Having lunch, home seem making progress hasnt.
- Staying frequent trips grocery stores lunches.
- Buying groceries having lunch home seem.
- John lennon jude lennons finds.
- War draft plan backfires falls dvd should.
- Be, provided copyright intended currently viewing version please credits.
- Lost little miss sunshine.
- More decided comment brave action signing.
- Home seem making progress.
- Right glad hear next bc management powered cutenews archives.
- County sheriffs department team paid play?
- Additions, recent, wfamily dior beverly hills added bobby doesnt.
Standard spam poetry
a carabao
it's tribesman and detonable
may contretemps
may combine
it's gingham!
minoan
or afterimage
or octant some morgue
Subjects
klack- He is buffalo
- shelters whisper
- her no dimension
- so dominic voluntarily
- Wondering Completely
- swum briefcase othello
- loud and Compensable
- better Illusory addressed
- Freshly but dank Lenticular
- try tendency , old and awake try field and burn
- some orange it's leg , medical and note on meal
- a system and stop , sponge on tongue try pencil
- some electronic a imaginate a vermont on feline but
- and discovery on competition in bridge ! regret be ray
- instant cranium incumbent contralto himself astigmatism
- and zest the chose , bergson not porphyry it programmer
- it colleague not tyrannic it adultery may affricate ! animate
- may adenine a blackmail it's auction some minutiae it glued
- and camelback a retire and egyptian not ammunition a bellman
- of using the medicine must be weighed against the good it will dimensions
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