Best of spam for October 2006, Part 2

"List all the SPORTS you remember loving or hating in your lifetime. Choose several from your completed list and write about HOW SPORTS CAN TELL YOU A LOT ABOUT A PERSON." -- Spam quote

Spam sports month!

Spam delivered some uncommon sports this month like Camogie, Carambole billiard, Pington, Wok Racing, Sambo and my favorite: Kabaddi. If you don't know what those are there are links to Wikipedia articles below.

After an offer for all the popular/Top/safe "med_s-" or "med+s^" or "med}s*" or Rolex the sports spam had 3 -- and only 3 -- lines of spam random poetry like:

blot be pram it's histogram see quadrupole try beck
it's desideratum but dribble but contrite ! mutant a
cowgirl may theism a homunculus or vertebral not basidiomycetes

A spam story

Some precise warranty
An elusive submarine ever

Slight tremor there. - Which it safe? - Something pretty lousy. even tells you the moment the Wort Dressed Sentinent Being as old man with speed and rust, or so, and play a body which the Galaxy where inexplicable arrival we picked up this afternoon? Ford theory I dont know, - I get a corner with a state of able to do you know if he could grasp in stunned silence again now? - we were directly linked through he had announced itself hence the Galaxy

Subjects

• threatening
  
• hey as Hi
  
• INFO or hi!
  
• hey, long time
  
• mitten or sans not cold
  
• toot premenstrual syndrome
  
• inexpressible changing
  
• electra, wolfgang not buick
  
• amplify on chevy a domesday
  
• wingspan radiation
  
• the somebody
  
• Just like [sent by "haven't"]
  
• Saga score Yoshis crate [sent by remarkably influences]
  
• Someone Else Vent [sent by "not as"]
  
• amateurish couldn't
  
• Experience useful jobs
  
• for several months at a time), your doctor should check your northeast
  
• and properly addictive.
  
• smoke riding [sounds like a sport but it's not. It should be though! Maybe with dragons ... ]
  
• one-to-one curl [another one that sounds like it should be a sport, maybe related to curling]
  
• landhold try debauch may croquet
  
• maxima be soda! vehicular
  
• ugh in shylock may milky
  
• Revolutionary War hothead
  
• plumage but browne, serf
  
• nicotine some synchronism , anna [Related to the Annie's of a few months ago?]
  
• glans it's inhumane on bolshoi
  
• confound it diatomaceous it's ed
  
• charybdis ! amanuensis ! fenton [I don't know what that means! But it must be important!]
  
• workday or bumblebee , godlike
  
• accompaniment on wallace but coloratura
  
• broadloom on assemblage on deoxyribose
  
• bach try conclude vying
  
• expelled in epiphysis ryder
  
• stack be miser try fain
  
• regiment in emeriti brothel limp administrable
  
• buzzword some bye try raindrop
  
• holiday on able the halcyon
  
• collectible it digging it ainu
  
• brash see carryover some joe
  
• self-consciously effectively
  
• pointwise try procedure see jitterbugger
  
• pile it grandparent may egotism

Sports subjects

There was also a sports "name", Exercise Mats, but he wrote about "test. thx hfools"

• Polo Petanque Roller hockey
  
• Speedway Racing Combat robot
  
• Speed skating Underwater hockey
  
• Netball Rhythmic gymnastics
  
• Footvolley
  
• Baguazhang
  
• Pencak Silat
  
• Camogie
  
• Land luge (or street luge)
  
• Aggressive skating
  
• Carambole billiard
  
• Airsoft
  
• Mountain unicycling
  
• Mesoamerican ballgame
  
• Wing Chun
  
• Pington
  
• Wok Racing
  
• Sambo
  
• Speed-o-Ball (Speedball)
  
• ITHF table hockey
  
• Kabaddi Throwing
  
• Kickboxing Throwball
  
• Bocce Bandy
  
• Track cycling Matball
  
• Rinkball Motorboat racing
  
• Aerobatics Athletics
  
• Air racing
  
• Grass skiing
  
• Jumping
  
• Combat sports
  
• Beach rugby
  
• Long distance
  
• Ski touring
  
• Inline speed skating Skater hockey
  
• Rink hockey Unicycle trials
  
• Auto racing
  
• Dodgeball
  
• Equestrianism Hurdling
  
• BMX racing Speed skating
  
• Ballooning
  
• Darts
  
• Dance
  
• Judo
  
• Tug of war
  
• Football (soccer)
  
• Squash
  
• Weelchair basketball
  
• Field Hockey
  
• Mixed martial arts
  
• Kungfu
  
• Cycling
  
• Hip hop dance
  
• Steeplechase
  
• Curling
  
• Luge
  
• Paragliding
  
• Speed skiing
  
• Sports mainly based on sheer power
  
• Sports where the main objective is to hit a certain target.

Names

• Snow Sorenson
  
• Bunks Wolff
  
• Brain Leblanc
  
• Effie Triplett
  
• Wheeler Bender
  
• Park Crain
  
• Slaughter Mcgrath
  
• Hope Riggs
  
• Mercedes Meeks
  
• Hooker Hooks
  
• Frazier Means
  
• Junior Dill
  
• Joey Dooley
  
• Coon Dooley
  
• Smiley Rocha
  
• Randy Posty (though he was just spamming about mortgages ;-)

Sound like names

• ed the wondering langmuir
  
• maximilian the perfectly secular
  
• duncan the mckenzie the injure
  
• dora the buttonhole
  
• barrett the betel
  
• pomona the spade
  
• alex spinnaker the colombo
  
• gummy the corporeal
  
• ernest the micronesia
  
• hedgehog the mobster
  
• arpa the hove
  
• mit the sauerkraut
  
• flutter the deliquescent
  
• beguerdon the sixgun
  
• beef the Neanderthal

Phrases

• coliform the derriere
  
• viking may prospect the cahoot
  
• the wolf be cologne in bathtub
  
• ecumenist try matchbook some team!
  
• treetop and coworker may tearful and convention, licentious!
  
• elegant in mantis
  
• flam it next!
  
• Tricks part is Deceptive
  
• some bizarre may bellflower a bishop
  
• interpolate some merrymake but telescope see frailty and badminton
  
• sax a dandelion
  
• pollux some schloss
  
• surmise the crust
  
• dancer chemise
  
• innocent nuts
  
• may shears dingdong the balustrade directors
  
• the seldom precise fighter pilot

"Advertisements"

• germicidal? try octoroon on breath
• Exploiting fragile coral in reef ecosystem a fun and in profit.
  
• It's the best thing I've ever seen for getting residue of all kinds.
  
• The consultants recommend homogenised transitional flexibility.

"Poetry"

purgation try lodestone try devilish ! sympathy but asexual dichotomous but margery be magic in craze a gemlike!

cite not there it draftsmen the admix the silo it bistable in dabble the canton, trade or continued a sloth try southey in kline the phd

parley some lip be tragicomic but sycophantic a rupee birdseed be airlock see thence see bestial but bogging  trycavil it's yeshiva try differ may caw and horseshoe the magna it's ease not finland may denotative it 

"Headlines"

• Zango stealing affiliate adult webmasters
  
• Extinction is just around the corner

Sentences

• Whatever you're facing here, you can put it aside.
  
• First thing I've noticed this year: they've dropped the french from under the rims.
  
• federal agency that supports fundamental research and education across all have been recommended to improve the quality of lake monitoring in man.
  
• doesn't Google have a problem with impression spam already?
  
• This will enable the Clinton administration to view lighting.
  
• Benny vents his anger on a shop window full of multiple TV elementary schools.
  
• Asked if Musharraf was behaving like an ostrich, Karzai flatly said no and relayed Musharraf's words to him when he was visiting Kabul, "Don't doubt my intentions -- doubt my capabilities."
  
• that called forth the treasured pipe from its casket never to be
  
• It usually comes, drawn by the entrancing odor of hopeful ideas.

Almost sentences

• coven the empire on ganymede
• Where is did? Romance edit is primary links Seduction or with personal hygiene world wide web is full articles stories a on how is.
  
• persecute it hedge and daughter the brazen in downturn
  
• Or beer what they die?
  
• That or will make in crazy about or a vendors who am like am sell their books or repeat same.
  
• Loading a black powder revolver is a. It gorges on a half-cooked stew of suppositions, superstitions and half-finished stories. and finding work for them in Web-based advertising and entertainment, as well as in the older media.
  
• it's broadway makeup when puppy digest but lebensraum knuckleball or paunch intended
  
• cowgirl may theism a homunculus or vertebral not basidiomycetes

Words, words, and almostwords

• acronis
• anotherheavy
  
• asilomar
  
• beeblebrox (from Hitchhiker's Guide)
  
• beguerdon
  
• betony
  
• bloccati
  
• blowsearch
  
• bringsi
  
• brydon
  
• bryozoa
  
• cancellate
  
• cloister
  
• creon
  
• cryssure
  
• cuttlebone
  
• cutworm
  
• distance.cruel
  
• dojealousy
  
• everincreasing
  
• expiresdaylight
  
• fastercures
  
• filamentous
  
• finwhat
  
• flamand
  
• frambesia
  
• frazzle
  
• girlits
  
• gisaxs
  
• governmentwithout
  
• grace.people
  
• heardsay
  
• heremakes
  
• horrorfest
  
• hummingquarters
  
• knocks.near
  
• mastadon
  
• miff
  
• mind.not
  
• mistaken.mrs
  
• mitochondrial
  
• mortician
  
• nirvana
  
• no-daily-shower
  
• nogood
  
• oseeon
  
• ostracod
  
• ouzel
  
• pagemy
  
• pandanus
  
• peculate
  
• polyploidy
  
• promptitude
  
• putter
  
• pyrrhus
  
• quibble
  
• quicktempered
  
• rance
  
• reallife
  
• replyname
  
• replywords
  
• ripresa
  
• romande
  
• sculpin
  
• seraphic
  
• silenceestranged
  
• snikt
  
• songbag
  
• spoor
  
• styrizo
  
• xince